I don't particularly like to hear what Maximinimus' girlfriend is wearing
but he decided I and everyone who's friends with him on facebook should know his girlfriend is naked.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:02, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I wonder how he reacts online to the inevitable break-up
Swathes of emo tearful postings
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I'm pretty sure he'll blame me for being so very creepy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I can only aspire to your levels of creepyness

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Marginally less upsetting than him telling you that he's naked.
In a gaz, with photographic proof.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Ask me if she's attractive
Go on I've got a zing.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

IS SHE ATTRACTIVE, CHOMPY?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:15, Reply)

THEY'RE A VERY COMPATIBLE COUPLE!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

lol jk
she could do much better.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Oh god, for the first time in my life, I've gone through a stranger's photos on facebook (abit, for like 30 seconds), and I feel weird.
What happens now, do I add her as a "friend" and.... oh, wait, I've come up with a potential good zing.

CHOMPY, HOW MANY FEMALE FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE ON FACEBOOK?..... FRIEND ZONE'D ! ZING !

It would be better with Mortal, but no one here knows him.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)

ask him how many he's actually met in real life
and how many he has added after seeing them on other people's fb's.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

What's that monty? Do you know something that the rest of the class doesn't? Please do share, I would hate not to know.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)

He's got no more than two inches, from what I could see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Take it out of your mouth and have a better look.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Yeh', but when that makes up 75%, it's a big differance.
You might be able to afford to lose two inches, but I sure can't.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

It's what you do with it that counts, anyway.
My mum told me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

What a close family.
In a sort of Fritzl way.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

FFS!
We know he's lost loads of weight.
We know he can now get girlfriends.
We know that some of them will get nekkid with him.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:07, Reply)

We know he wears an 8-year-old girl's hoody to bashes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I knew there was a reason I didn't accept that friend request.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Why the fuck would you be on facebook when you have a naked girl in bed?
FFS.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Is he going out with you?
ZING!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

:(
That's doubly insulting to me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I'm very sorry.
I promise to make it up to you by buying you an alcoholic beverage next time I see you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)

And I'll stroke your fat ripples and insult you.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Oh lol, I was going to make that exact same joke but I deleted it because I couldn't finish it off.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Because he doesn't know what to do next and needs help urgently.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)