True story, sad thing happened to me last night.
I went to the lav at about 2 in the morning. As I sat down, I looked at my leg, and there was a really dark brown stuff caked to my inside thigh. I was like "WTF? Did I shit myself? What is this?" But it was in a localised part of my thigh, it would be all over me if I shat myself. So then I thought it might be mud, I was walking through a field before, maybe I got mud on my inner thigh? But how? I donno. So I picked at it, and it was crumbly, and it deffo wasn't shit, and it deffo wasn't mud. but what the hell is this? And then I remembered I took some easter egg to bed, to nosh on while I watch some telly, and I must have fallen asleep before I got to eat it.

I think this is one of those stories that are best left unsaid, but I was thinking about it just now and it made me laugh.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:44, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OH MY GOD IS THAT WHAT IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR!?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Easter egg.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I thought I cleaned it all up

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Well you know what happened to thought
He thought it was a fart but ended up covered in easter egg chocolate
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Oh =S
I'll do the whole bathroom when I get home =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Why, what have you done to the rest of the bathroom?
Just needs a small sweep :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

A small sweep to clean up the chocolate, and a whole rundown because I ain't done it in yonks and feel a tad guilty about it (and the shock you must have had thinking what it could have been).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I cleaned it yesterday
did you not notice it was all shiny?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Actually, you know what, now you mention it, I remember thinking it's quite prestine.
I'll do an awesome-o-dinner this week instead, fancy a uber-steak sandwich?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

:D

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Smooth
if it helps at all, I've woken up with a half eaten slice of cheese on toast stuck to my arse before. I was also monstrously hungover though.
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

My mate once woke up and found he
was wearing what amounted to a bra made of toast
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Chafey
come to think of it, I've also fallen asleep having dropped chocolate down my top and had a similar experience to Gonz. With the exception of it's quite difficult to shit oneself in the belly button when fully clothed...
(berk, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm sure it could be done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

you take easter eggs to bed?
in january?!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

In all fairness Sexface brought it which probably accounts for the fact he fell asleep instantly after eating...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I once woke up with a Laughing Cow triangle smeared all over my face
I couldn't find the foil though.
It turned up the next day when I did the Hoovering.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)