Mildew stinks of shit
She rolled in something nasty in the forest this evening. Several baby wipes later, I can still smell her so the next step is to deploy the Febreeze :o/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:22, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

fox wee?
I hear that smells nasty
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:23, Reply)

There are foxes around where we've been,
but the cakeage on her back is brown and smelly :(
How did your lesson observation go?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)

i was EXCELLENT!
the toppest of all top grades
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)

*shirt over the head*
*powerslides*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Sweeeeetie!!!

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

*bum bumps*
SCHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEURP!!! xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)

fox shit perhaps?
that stuff fucking reeks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)

That is a diSTINCT possibility
*needs MOAR baby wipes*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Decomposing prostitute?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Hahaha!
Yep, that would work :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)

give her a baff
Echo got a baff on saturday
yay baff
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:27, Reply)

bathing her when she's this bad is not pleasant.
I have to wrestle her to keep her in, which results in me resembling a council estate stinky wet T shirt competition - then the entire bathroom needs scrubbing from floor to ceiling. She doesn't do "sitting nicely" in the bath :o/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

eurgh

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:32, Reply)

My mate used to wrestle her shitzu in the bath, it was fucking comical to watch.
I bathed her the next time and made it totally stress-free and fun and slow and quiet and she loved it. I got to bath her from then on which suited me, fucking thing had a fungal skin infection so she stank he house our four days out of seven.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)

When are you coming up north mate?
With much coaxing I can get her to stand relatively still, so long as her face doesn't get wet. *shakes head*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Just try and make it as fun and stress-free as possible
and instead of that rotten smelly doggy shampoo, just smear her with shit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Trust me she's an utter spacker when it comes to bath time.
Which is odd because when she's out near water, you can't keep her out of the stuff!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Put some shells around the bath and salt in the bath water.
She'll never know.
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:48, Reply)

She bloody would, you know...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Fill the bath with mud and water and leave it to go stagnant for three months.
She'll get in it soon enough.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)

add sewage and chemical run off
and it'll be just like swansea bay
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Echo is the same
in the bath, she is completely calm but hates being in it, she doesn't mind it when I use a wash cloth on her. And she quite likes it when she's wiped down with a towel.
But out near a river or something she loves it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Our old dog used to look really grumpy when you gave her a bath
and she would take wait until she was standing next to something valuable before she shook herself off. You had to stalk her holding a towel and when she started to do the full body shake, chuck it over her to stop water spraying everywhere.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 19:59, Reply)

haha I don't let her out of the bathroom until she's half dry at least

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Biscuit and Benji just stand in the bath or shower till it's over.
Very still and well behaved even when being towel dried. Onced out of the bath Biscuit rounds round like a demented thing rubbing up against the soft furnishings to dry herself.
( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I'm loving this conversation.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)

You're typing one handed, aren't you Jeff?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I was.
I'm spent now.

*Wipes screen*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)