I went to the 'surprisingly average' market earlier.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I used to live on a rough estate and had to walk home via the supermarket everynight.
Well, it was the Safeway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Jesus...
but it asda be done, I suppose.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Jeff
Leave the internet now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

What about DG?
He is ALWAYS punning on here as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)

But he's not a massive arsehole

(Bazongaloid, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)

+ got
+ so it feels better when I roger him.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
We could totally go on Match of the Day! We'd be football pundits!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:09, Reply)

None of that sexist banter though....eh!

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Get back in the kitchen and make me dinner.
While you're at it, please rub your tits suggestively.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I can see you and Jeff are going to get on.

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I did say 'please'.
I'm not totally unreasonable.

*wanks while crying and reciting the offside rule*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

In interfering with yourself a lot like interfering with play?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Unbelievable Jeff!
Hang on, I'm Jeff....

You can imagine the continuity announcer, 'And now, Match of the Day, you're watching BBC Pun'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I like you Jeff
Because I enjoy the sensation of deja vu.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)

You like me?
Deja WOO!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)

You're very popular.

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I don't think I am Blousie.
I keep getting asked to leave the Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Yes but we always ignore the fact you don't.

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)

You're going to put me on ignore?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)

No dear.

( girlinthehole, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Don't push me now..
I mean, you're asking about emotions and stuff that I'm not sure about.

But...but...yeah - I think Jeff is OK. Oh Fuck I've gone all red and I'm going to hide behind the bus stops.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)