i have quite specific taste in men's pants
i like them black or navy or charcoal or white. and bulging.

my underwear drawer(s) is ridiculously full as i am always buying new pants, but mostly very boring plain m&s cotton ones in all different colours.

mostly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

not a fan of white pants
mine are mostly two tone blue CK ones, although I do have some red and bright green ones, and a smattering of black and grey
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

90% black here
The rest olive green or black pinstripe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

i note you missed out reference to any bulge
probably for the best, we know when you are lying
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

are you still cross with me for the perceived slights yesterday?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

no crosser than usual

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

that's ok then
I like to see a little bit of anger in your eyes ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

It certainly makes a change from the crying, and the begging, and the "Please don't! I won't tell anyone, I promise!"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I find that the gag prevents that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Odd, I can never think of jokes at the moment of climax...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

this is excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Thank you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)

White pants are shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Show, sorry, white pants show shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Show Sorry?
LACIST!
( Peej, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

They're fine if you can manage a normal level of underpant hygine.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

underpant what? hinging?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I'd blame my mac's US spellcheck but even the septics put the extra "e" in.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

you know whom i blame?
you. that's who.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I would, if I were you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I'm considering deleting this whole subthread if I'm honest.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

no
it contains a rare badger typo. let us mock him, forsooth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

But now the whole board thinks I've got bad bum hinging.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Rusty hinges?
Poor fella.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

*wd40s*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Just spit on it, that'll do fine.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:45, Reply)

*enters*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I was out with friends the other day, and the topic of one liners to use on women came up.
I'm ashamed to admit that I stole a line from QOTW - "Grit your teeth, I'll go in dry, I know you like that."

The looks I was given were magnificent though. Sheer horror in the faces of the girls, and the lads crying with laughter.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Hahaha!
Do you get punched often?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Not too often, I'm a bit quicker than the girls when it comes to dodging

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Rusty hinges - smelly garage

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

i'm not gonna lie to you, noel
we kind of suspected it anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Must be all that walking
or his age...
(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Pffft charming.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Aren't I just? :)

(berk, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Black or navy or charcoal
with the occasional light blue chucked in for good measure.

And see above for the bulging.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)