I saw a less attractive and dashing version of you in Burnley today.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That'll be the north-south divide Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

He was like a smart price Monty.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Did he have a whippet and some pigeons with him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

He had a scaggy girlfriend and a baby.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Was there evidence of food from Greggs the baker?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Probably ate it sat outside Greggs where all the pigeons congrigate.
He was also wearing a velour jacket.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:41, Reply)

And smoking a Lambert and Butler?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

will everyone shut up about velour!
*shudder*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I own velvet leggings.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:52, Reply)

wrong
although for some reason I can deal with a velvet jacket
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Any sign of MD abuse?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Judging by his girlfriend I would say he's been high since 1974.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

A lot like Monty then, yes?
It's probably all those years of injecting MDMA directly into his mouth.

A process known as 'E by gum' up North.

*Gets prepared for the usual Internet exit request*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

*fetches +14 Elven frying pan of further retribution*
*takes run up*
*spangs back to the stone age*

you terrible, terrible cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Good God Jeff!
Where do you get these terrible jokes?
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

All credit to barryheadwound
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

the north-south divide Burnley
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

You've been then.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Yep
To the town hall, of all places! I shall not return
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)