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What's the best cure for a broken heart?lol jk, which famous person or public figure would you most like to fuck into next week?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:35,
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Ahhhhhh yeaaaaah!(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:38,
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Crack and The QueenEdit: morning fuckers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:37,
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The Queen on crack would be awesome.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:38,
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Not getting yourself in to stupid situations which break your heart in the first place, I suspectand having watched The Princess Bride for the first time recently, I'm going to say Cary Elwes back in the day.
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I've wanted to see it for a while, I've simply missed it everytime it's been on(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:43,
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Wasn't he in Men in Tights as well?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:40,
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You should, he wears tights.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:42,
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I would be more likely to watch itfor the clothes he isn't wearing than the clothes he is, to be honest.
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Yes. That, Hot Shots, Kiss The Girls and Saw are what I know him from(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:42,
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I tried watching a bit of thatIt was about as amusing as lancing a boil on my balls
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:41,
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It's a fairy tale, it's not supposed to be roll-on-the-floor hilarious.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:43,
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Because it's silly and it's fun and it makes you go 'aww'it's not supposed to be Oscar-nomination stuff.
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b3ta.com/search/answers/21103?q=%22fucking+shit%22
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:48,
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That is BRILLIANT.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:52,
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Awesome, but I just realised that Monty said Matisse was fucking shit, on which point he is wrongHowever I am mainly listening to Bomber at the moment which I'm sure he'll approve of.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:57,
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It's better to have loved and lost berkand by that I mean lets fuck.
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Smooth dude.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:52,
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Noel's the one with the broken heart, not meif you want to get it on with him, by all means go for it...
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I don't have a broken heart, it was emo to make my question seem less shit.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:56,
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Cillian Murphy and Cillian Murphy.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:39,
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Have you seen Inception?He's meant to be tasty in that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:48,
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You massive bumder(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:49,
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I havehe wasn't bad, probably wouldn't kick him out of bed, but there are others I prefer. In Inception, Tom Hardy for instance.
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I have not!I hope to change this shortly, do you have a link? I'm not sure I can really google for 'Tom Hardy dirty pictures' at work...
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I'd think you probably shouldn't google things like that WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SODDING LIBRARY.I'll leave the house in five minutes bbz
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:23,
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I think perhaps you should assume that I found them as soon as they were released.(Come quickly I'm bored)
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He really isI second Lampito on that one
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:49,
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he's in the new batman-fizzes-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:00,
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Shit I'm not touching that if it's fizzing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:05,
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He's in GI Joe tooBut that was shit.
Brick isn't shit though, and he's in that, though on the young side.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:06,
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Brick is fantasticas is 10 Things I Hate About You.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:22,
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Booze, and sleeping with someone else.Eliza Dushku for me, backed up by Summer Glau.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:39,
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CuteBut I prefer Eva Mendes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:44,
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Luckily the pantheon of Hot Girls Called EvaIs sufficiently populated to let us have one each. No swapsies though, I don't fancy being your custard cousin
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*shakes hands*I'm glad we have reached this agreement.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:58,
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Google is so helpfulDo you mean Steve Green?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:45,
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Duct tapeMila Kunis + Eliza Dushku (before AA gets his hands on her) + Jessica Alba.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:43,
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That's some sandwich you've got going on there.Chuck in some mesquite and I'm in.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:44,
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Cheers, but if it's all the same to you mateI'd like some alone time with these ladies.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:47,
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I doubt it's your kind of thingbut you should watch Black Swan. It was worth it just to see Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman getting it on.
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I've heard it's quite a sinister, dark filmPlus your reason means I'm going to watch it soon. Alone.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:46,
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Don't be crudeBut yes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:48,
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It's quite a mindfuck, yeahyou're never really sure what actually happened and what's just in her head.
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Don't spoil it!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:47,
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I haven't spoiled anythingyou'd find out more from reading the reviews! It's a very good film though.
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You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:50,
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Christian Bale is quite worryingly good in thatI keep meaning to finish reading the book but I never get round to it.
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The book is much better, fucking sick though(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:55,
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I had a hardcore song that sampled that"I killed xxx(forget the name) with an AXE to his HEAD"
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:52,
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Be warnedI will
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:46,
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Be warnedYou'll lose.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:55,
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But then you'd have to fuck all the poor peopleand you'd catch poverty AIDS and your nob would fall off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:46,
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I do believe it was Badger who suggested she texts david in PMQTand begs his to come home and kick her back doors in.
That suck in my head
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Peej, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:48,
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That's when you say one thing and then do your mother(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:53,
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At the momentits gonna have to be Susanna Reid from BBC Breakfast. Not sure whaat it is about her but I think she would be filthy and I'll bet she could suck start a jumbo jet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:46,
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You are wholeheartedly entitled to your opinion on this butYOU ARE WRONG.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:50,
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Toss a coinand we'll switch halfway through
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:52,
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Noel is totally wrongI would do many filthy things to her if given the opportunity.
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Peej, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:58,
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BECAUSE HE AND HIS CRONIESHAVE FUCKED OUR STUDENTS INTO THE MDDLE OF NEXT WEEK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:49,
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Students are scumMost of them shouldn't even be at Uni; send 'em down pits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:51,
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After David's done with him he's going to be more loose than Stuart Lubbock after a pool party.(
Peej, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:49,
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NICE ONE CRAIG CHARLES!!!111!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:00,
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IF ONLY DIANA WAS STILL ALIVE(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:54,
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Why would you fuck her into next week?On a bed of plastic covered flowers and teddy bears...while her children watch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:56,
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nah he'd pay an immigrant to do that(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:57,
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Damn right!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:00,
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...and drawings by Barry Bulsara(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:59,
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While a flustered Elton JohnStruggles to play the piano while singing 'Candle in the Wind', such is his stonk-on for said immigrant Diana-boner.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:01,
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Am I right in thinking that both Blair and Brown are the only former PMs to have not been knighted?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:56,
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Sorry, do you mean 'Bliar' and 'Clown'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:59,
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I'm definitely more a Sam girl.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:51,
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*Stares*That's not heard that much. Dean is much hotter
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:56,
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Nooooooapart from the mole. The mole irritates me a little. But he's so cute. Dean's a bit...erm, he's just not really my type. Too hunky. I would prefer the college geek to a monster-slaying musclebound hunk any day.
I still say the Impala is the sexiest thing on the programme.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:58,
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oh god add glasses to Jensen Ackles and I think I just came(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:59,
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haha you're converted suddenly(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:04,
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Boys with Glasses might be my new thing.images.buddytv.com/battleimages/b3000033/1150416/4a7f8f3c-9a99-46b0-8ada-923786906419glassesjensen_ackles_01.jpg
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:13,
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It's such an unexpected answer isn't it?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:57,
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The supermodel that Hood-Butter is giving a seeing toI can but dream
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:54,
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Man she is a TOP MODEL.You've got no chance.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 11:58,
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The idea that models are somehow harder to pull than the average is a bit false I think.As a profession they have a high proportion of emotionally crippled mentals who love the drugs. They're easy.
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I can see you modeling ear horns and colostomy bagsMaybe then working your way up to Stannah Stairlifts.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:08,
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Emotionally crippled mentals do tend to grind after a very short space of time(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:09,
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What, they lapdance too?Wi-cked.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:12,
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I saw something on 'Hip Hop Honies' on bbc3 this week, it was fucking tragic(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:15,
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How the fuck did she land that gig?She reminded me of someone doing an a-level in Journalism
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:26,
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complete with wide eyed earnestness(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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:(I love all her saggy bits the most
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:04,
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I love her medieval witch face.And stinking, wizened minge.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:06,
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I would imagine alcohol and revenge sexAlt: David Tennant. And once I got to next week and caught up with him, I'd have another go.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:10,
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He's my brother in Law's CousinShall I ask him to set up a no strings fuckfest?
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Peej, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:18,
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is he really?well, well, well. It's a small world and no mistake.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:30,
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Alcohol and revenge sex will chip at your soul.Don't put the kid on a bum steer, our b3th
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:19,
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that's why I said 'I imagine'I wasn't sure. I've never had a broken heart. The one upside to being a social leper is that you never have to break up with anybody.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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Lucky you.Whether you're the dumper or the dumpee, it's an awkward business.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:36,
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Realise it wasn't meant to be and moooove on.And that new Welsh fella off This Morning.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:18,
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what is it with you two and the Welsh?Is this some kind of shared fetish?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:29,
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We have agreed to share Alex Jones, so maybe.I realised I felt this way when Ioan Gruffudd first shouted "Is there anybody out theeeeere?" in Titanic.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:38,
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Lots of red wine and vitriol.It's still Jeff Bridges.
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girlinthehole, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:33,
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vitriol will get you over almost anythingespecially when coupled with alcohol or chocolate.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:34,
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NahYou listen to The Pain of Drinking Song by Pele, you let it all out and then you realise "Meh, it would never have worked." Vitriol and booze make you send troublesome text messages. And I think booze is FAR more necessary than vitriol.
Chocolate does no harm. It is Switzerland. Or Swiss.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:40,
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Thankfully the vitriol has now gone and I'm back to my lovely self : )(
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