Here we are, in the forums of b3ta, where we've spotted a stretched-fanny Irish. Look at her, magnificent if I do say so myself.
Here ears pick up, look ! she's spotted a thread about her homeland, her pride is all around her. To the streched-fanny Irish, this morsel of cognitive discussion is irresistible, but alas, she was too late. I shall now attempt to comunicate, [to the sound of someone going 'coo-koo'] "Pota-tooooe, Pota-toooe !", will she respond to my request, or will she spurn it. I shall try something else, "For sure..... FOR SUUUURREEEE".

This is stunning stuff, it really is, we're so lucky to see this, it only happens once in a lifetime.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had a c-section; my mimsy is box-fresh.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Hah, I'm only kidding, but I'm pleased your vagina is operational and all that.
How you doing?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Baked myself a birthday cake, am eating it, so pretty fine thanks.
Gonna try your fried ravioli thingy sometime soon.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Awesome, what kind of cake you doing?
The ravioli thing is well lush, I'm going to do some more expermenting with it maybe this weekend and blog it all up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Just did a Victoria sponge.
Simple but effective. No icing or filling so I can eat more without feeling sick.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Oh crackhousesomethingsomethingband, you need to take off those beige tinted glasses and start seeing all the visible spectrum again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Sometimes you gotta go back to basics, Gonz,
Keep it real, keep it old skool.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Not on your birthday though.
This is like going out with Nancy From Hollyoaks and finding out she'll only abide missionary, and even that is only on public holidays.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I tried it last night with some Sainsbury's stuffed pasta things.
Chucked in some shallots, garlic, pancetta and red pesto, pretty tasty. Forgot the olives though, sad times.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Ace ! I love shallots but they're such a fucking hassle to peal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:58, Reply)

That they are, the delicious little bastards.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 13:00, Reply)

made of cardboard and contains a sachet of silica gel(do not eat)?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Full of those polystyrene nuts.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

BUBBLE WRAP.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Again, sir
you've upped your game to hitherto-unseen levels. Well played.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Fucking great work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)