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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am blissfully ignorant of any of that shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I'm very good at guessing based on the available evidence
and more often than not, I'm right. Which usually leads to me being told the full story even if I was bluffing somewhat at the start.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I am so shit I can't even tell if someone's gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Al is gay, Chompy takes whatever he can get and Monty slept with a man once but the guy had long flowing hair and looked like Monty so it was ok.
Also MASSIVE DRUGS were involved
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
The last fact is my favourite

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Schteve is a fine figure of a man.
He looks NOTHING like Monty.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)
he playsch a mean game of dominoesch though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Dominoesch are hish schecond favourite sching,
after arsch-fucking.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)
he prefersch to call it
schport-fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)
I seem to have missed the Schteve meme

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)
how dare you
Schteve is not a meme he's Monty's life partner
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)
It's not a meme.
Lusty wanted to see some man-on-man action, so Monty took a pummeling from Dutch Schteve on stage in some club in Soho.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Why does no one tell me these things?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I'd assumed you would have been in the audience.
He announced it on the thread and everything, I think Crow went along.

*Audience members in the first three rows may get wet schticky*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)
It was a secret.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Here in der Nederlandsch
we have more liberal additudesch to schex dan you uptight Englisch guysch.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)
This took about 5 mins to type I'm guessing
Not as it is in faux Dutch, just that Schteve is breaking your back doors in
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Here in der Low Countriesch
we prefer der phraysh dat is ‘schtuffing his ‘barge’ up my ‘Amschterdam canal’ ‘
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Ass-ter-jam

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

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