the other night
i was in bed with...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

a duvet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

and her right hand
but her right hand got bored of her self pitying whining halfway through proceedings and went out for a pint and got lucky elsewhere.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

hahaha!
officegrin
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

al
when a girl moans in bed, it's a GOOD sign, ok??

you might want to bear this in mind the next time your wife allows you to have your annual sexy 5 minutes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

3 times?
Al you stud
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Oh swipey, I do realise you're a little bit defective in the reading department
but I did say "whining" not "moaning"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I read it as "whinnying" and had a most peculiar mental image

( Kroney, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

She likes it when you grab her hair and ride her like Shergar.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

this is actually true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

See, I've got your measure young lady.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

the gutter?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Only if you've borrowed a stepladder to get up there.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

you can bang two coconut halves together during for the complete experience.
and afterwards a bit of nosebag.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I like to the tie the used condoms around her face afterwards.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

magical

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

sigh
it's funny because whining and moaning are synonyms.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

no they aren't

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Birds moan most of the time anyway
About shit like cooking and cleaning. I'll remember that it's a good thing and relay this news next time.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

i just realised who you are
i was wondering where you had been hiding yourself!

this doesn't mean i am not openly laughing at the "next time". when will that be, 2018??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I've not been able to work who it is

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:27, Reply)

more inadequacy?
poor al
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I'm gonna drop this bomb at the weekend for the lollers, so yeah it might be 2018 afterwards
But I'll always have my hand, and that's the main thing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Crow.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

If she was, she somehow managed to keep it secret even from me...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

a hangover?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

no food?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)