I'm a bit hungover
since I went out with my dad and my brother and his girlfriend last night, and they can all put it away.

Then of course I had another couple when I got home.

Isn't drinking awful? I'm never doing it ever ever again until this evening.

How are you all, /OTters?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:28, 63 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Morning Lighty.
My lot are away to Preston in a proper 6-pointer.

What are your lot doing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:32, Reply)

At Man City
on a hiding to nothing I suspect.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Yeap.
The best you can hope for is the 'snood' gets banned and Man City have their players sent off for wearing them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I'm sleepy. Jeff made me stay up late last night amusing him

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Yes, Jeff MADE you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

heheheheh
I clicked 'like' on each and every occasion though TGB.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Aww thanks!
Wow they've made the popular page awesomez. I woke up this morning and thought "did I really write a bunch of random crap last night?" turns out yes, yes I did
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

They made the made the popular pages 'cos it was awesomez.
Add it to your profile!

EDIT: Even the post that claims I sport a 'golden mullet'. I'm not fucking Limahl, or indeed fucking Limahl.

I'm too shy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)

artistic licence I'm afraid

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I can't wait for the next installment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

haha
ok let me stay up till 1am again tonight and I'll probably be in the right frame of mind again
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:53, Reply)

If it helps the creative juices...
I'm not just a fan of poodles, all dogs are fair game.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

That's quite enough about your juices for now please.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I was more concerned about TGB's juices.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

As well you should be.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Yeah last time I got excited was in Australia a few weeks ago

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I read about the flooding over there.
Your juices must have been REALLY flowing then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

haha
I almost went labradoodle
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Mixed race?
Not a problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I'm ever so ill, I don't like being ill, I just don't want to be ill for a little bit, just to see what it's like.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:29, Reply)

sad times
Not going to go see some pugs then?

Read my story in the thread below to cheer yourself up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Nah', gonna go hopsital to get some more drugs.
Did you hear the ruckus last night outside the flat? Drunken twats, I even called 999.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I really wanted to see the dogs too, but it's not a good idea for me to go out anywhere for a long time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:18, Reply)

What happened?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I didn't see anything, but there was loads of shouting and bottles being smashed and yells along the lines of...
"GET IN THE CAR ! GET IN THE FUCKING CAR! ", "YOU THINK I'M A DUMB N***ER?", "YOU TRY TO HEADBUTT ME?".

As I was on the phone to the police, for about 10 minutes, 5 minutes later I heard the syrans, I think it was two groups of people and one of them fucked off. After what I thought was a fight, there was another hour or two of people shreaking/laughing and a people honking their horns in a "Hello ladies, look at me, I drive a car and would make a good prospective partner for a mating ritual; at least on a short term basis" fassion.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

hahaha
Fassion *adds to dictionary*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Oh god, this is funny.

( thealternativefact, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Nah I was busy writing/sleeping
Also the wind was so loud I doubt I'd have heard anything over the top of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Cool, when I used to have your room I could hardly hear the main street too, esspesh on windy days.
The wind was mental yesterday.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

yeah I thought the chairs may have gone flying but this morning it looked like they were all still there

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

:(
And I don't like you being ill either Gonz. What are your symptoms? Can Dr Jeff help at all?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 10:36, Reply)

The details are not for public consumption, but I feel like I've got food poisoning.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Bad times.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I was not having a bad morning
but then I read TGB's story! w00t! It's the best thing ever and I am two characters at once!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You wanted the story
And then you went to sleep before it really got going!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I know! I feel bad, but it was a bed time story!
The real twist is that Crunchy is Related Incident!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:20, Reply)

erm.. writers will often us ethe same character basis twice because erm...
there aren't a lot of LARPers about?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

You weren't having a bad morning until you read my story?
It was written especially for you and I blame the fact I'm an idiot that you changed genders. Also B3topia is magical.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Oh I didn't mean that
it wasn't bad, but then it got AWESOME!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I'm just messing :p

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

nay bad,
a little hangover but still writing lesson plans for next week and looking forward to a night in and 'the killing' later. Having dinosaurs as a class topic is so good for lesson planning.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)

have you watched The Flintstones
for research?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)

The people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones
But the people of Abu Dhabi do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:20, Reply)

*spangs*
get out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I don't think Jeff ever takes his coat off
in the internet, he is asked so often to leave
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

His signature is very appropriate

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Jacket in.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Bet you smiled though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:30, Reply)

only because I work in a basement and am therfore easily amused at the moment

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Is your boss Joseph Fritzl?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Meanwhile in Boyce towers ...
Monty feels a sudden anxiety, as though something "fucking shit" had just been unleashed on t'internet.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I think I probably killed him off last night

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

"It was like a million Bowie songs, being played at once"
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:29, Reply)

A little hungover
But I want more booze now, and can't have any!

Not looking forward to the match tomorrow though...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Reading pistons story has really made me lose faith in quite a few members of humanity
Yay go go actual real life long term sexual abuse !

I dont know how someone can do that to someone else.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7098917
b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1069145
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Gonz people are cunts, always have been, always will be. Just try and find a handful
that you can tolerate and try avoid firearms.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

this is a very good
philosophy for living life. I heartily endorse this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Trulad cunts

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

When I was on a pub trip to Amsterdam this one time, right.
One of the patrons of another pub passed out in a diabetic coma and his mate put his dick in his mouth while a lot of other people took pictures.

True story.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

At least they weren't piston.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:04, Reply)

=\

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I donno if it is on iPlayer, but you've got to get your hands on a copy of "toast", the adaptation of Nigal Slatter's life story
Really powerful stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)