hello darling
prob the most tedious and ridiculous phrase which i suffered many times this morning is "this train is being held here to even out the gaps in the service. we will be on the move shortly." irritating AND untruthful.

awesome weekend for me, apart from an unbearable amount of stress on friday night caused by couriers who are (i) stupid and (ii) can't speak any english so only my being on the phone yelling and staying sober in case i had to do it myself whilst my friends were happily getting twatted saved a massive negligence issue. but sat and sun totally made up for it, esp as we spent the whole of sun lounging around a spa having facials and massages and too much food.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 9:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That sounds good.
Especially the bit about you and your friends having 'facials' round the back of the local Spar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I expected the 'facials' bit, 0 points
You do get some points for "Spar" though. Well done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

She didn't
Her eyelids are still sticking when she blinks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

That's why you see women protecting their eyes with cucumber slice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

hahaha!
I always wondered!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 10:38, Reply)