Press 9 if you are a fucktard and would like to speak to Darthfoxtrot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She's still on the phone
23 minutes and counting. If I was religious I'd blow something up. Please restrain yourselves from making any "suicide bummer" comments
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

THWARTED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:15, Reply)

You only converted to Islam because you misread the word Iman.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

as "in-man" if you hadn't worked that out.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

that was poor
even by your usual standards
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Lies online.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

or the Daily Mail
to use the common name
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Technically that should be the website address
but I can't bring myself to type it out and thereby create a link. Or, as it should be known, a portal to a world of ill-informed hatred
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

John?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:27, Reply)

This is poor

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

i thought it was a response to some apple advert

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:30, Reply)

It's funny because - oh, hang on, no it isn't....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I still got a reaction!
Another win for me online.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

You need to learn the difference between good attention and bad attention

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Ah the old 'Bert defence'.
Well played.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

The best you've ever read

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Imam.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Iman
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suck+my+balls
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Touché

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:37, Reply)

there is a touching pun in here somewhere

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:39, Reply)

You want me to touch Noel's balls?
I don't want to do that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Lies, online.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You want in too?
Could get a tripod ball-cupping thing going on.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

circlejerk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

omg
two members of the tripod touching each other? whilst monty watches (see his post below)?

somewhere the women of b3ta are all melting into a frothing, fizzing mass of lust.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

-puts hand up-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

*loses watch*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

You mean b3ta as a whole I take it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I like that people who have a belief in the unseen
are called Moomins.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)