I ignored that fact he'd cheated on me.
You can't get much more romantic than that.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

romantic stupid

I'm afraid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I was being sarcastic.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Should've used the sark mark [!]

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Sorry! I forgot.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

But if we used those every time someone was sarky on OT
there would be a world shortage of parentheses, brackets and exclamation marks within three hours
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Hello birthday girl!

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Howdy doody!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

How will you be celebrating this joyful day?

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Well I don't think one should ruin a birthday by having it on a Monday.
so I'm in work today.
I've had lunch with my mate, and I'm having a drink after work, then going into pub work where I'll be bought drinks.
Dinner with mates tomorrow and Wednesday, peace on Thursday, then djtp Friday. He's taking me somewhere that's a surprise on Sunday for an overnight stay. I hope it's not Dunstable.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

*crosses fingers*

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

esp as monty has banned me from exclamation marks already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Does he charge you for them or put points on your Punctuation Licence?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

both :(((((((((((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

*dons Tina Turner wig*
"Ooooooh, what's Lab got to do, got to do with it?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'm hurt by this
I expected better of you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

like the keyboard player out of the Charlatans,
"it was starin' me in the fookin' faaace".
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I AM WATCHING YOU.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

+FROM THE BUSHES

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Look Blousie.
It was only a spaniel, it meant NOTHING.

*Waves!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

*waves*
But you promised me no more bitches.
( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Jeff, as a relative newbie,
may I enquire as to how your, erm, colourful username came about? You didn't really nail a mutt, did you?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

The phrase is "made love to"
nailed, how crude!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

You humourously bark once in the middle of coitus and you never hear the last of it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Did it echo?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

She's not a duck

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

It certainly wasn't a mutt
featured at Crufts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Sorry... So, just to be clear:
He 'made love' to a prize-winning pedigree dog. Well, I can't blame him for that. I think this world could use a little more crazy, romantic spontaneity.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)