no you didn't!
but come on, rollercoasters? i'll take you for a trip in my car with the roof down, it's about as close as we can get down here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I really did.
Rollercoasters are shit. If I want motion sickness I shall drink two bottles of red wine then smoke a bong of Afghani hashish, thanks all the same.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You're a massive girl then, clearly.
Motion sickness only happens to the women and the gays. The rest of us enjoy the battering it gives your senses.

Especially Nemesis, best fucking ride I've been on.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Nemesis was the first rollercoaster I went on
a couple of years ago.

my view is "meh". It was alright. I had no particular desire to do it again. Prefer rides like the rapids, if I were forced to choose.

Would rather go surfing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I thought Oblivion was awesome
Until I did a tandem skydive. Now it's positively tame in comparison.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I could watch Oblivion for ages
and did in fact, while my mrs queued and went on it. I'm pretty bad with heights so didn't bother even trying it.

As a piece of engineering (and sculpture to some extent) it is brilliant
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

It's a great ride
Em hated it though, so didn't get to go on it last time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

you should use the "no mates" queue. Means you get to go on really quickly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

That's the only queue he can in all honesty use.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I find it pretty dull

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I like it enough to do it once per trip
But Nemesis I'd go on as many times as possible.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Yep, I'm exactly the same
Did it 4 times in a row a couple of years back (we go the 2nd week of September, park is near empty)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I also think oblivion is awesome.
I don't need to go to a ghastly 'fun' park filled with grotty proles and general cunts to attain it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

If you're scared of the big rides Monty.
You could always go on the tea-cups or dodgems.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I'm scared of the poor people.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I don't know if they have a hall of mirrors.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Oof.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Sorry mate.
I felt bad for a fraction of a second when I posted it, if that makes you feel any better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Much
*eats Chinese noodles*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:38, Reply)

watch it Scrooge McDuck - value "super" noodles only for you!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:40, Reply)

First one for me was The Antelope at Gulliver's World Of Adventures. That was fucking shit.
I love Nemesis, although I think The Big One in Blackpool is boring as hell.

I'd love to go on Kingda Ka one day though, it looks fucking immense
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:10, Reply)

ah well
we have to have some divergence of interests, darling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)

He's right you know, after twelve it's only teens confused about their sexuality and lack of social acceptance and fat peedos with jam-jar glasses who frequent them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

i am wondering which of these categories i fit into
i think it has to be the latter on the basis that i kissed goodbye to my teens 100 years ago.

god you always make me feel so damn GOOD about myself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:07, Reply)

It's a generalisation that holds true, get with the bongs
Chins up, you'll soon only have one to be downcast with
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I fucking love you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

xxx

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

but i like the way they make me feel inside
isn't that a good reason to justify anything?

well, except that you deviant, that's just Nasty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:20, Reply)

What's wrong with anal?
Well as long as you don't suffer from mustybumitis that is.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

POTD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 16:35, Reply)