Your bowels will be falling out of your cock after that lot

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

gosh
occasionally i forget how charming you are, and then BAM you remind me all over again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I'm a charmer, ain't I?
The girls, they can't resist it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

ohhhh
is THAT why i am feeling this irresistible urge to move to wales all of a sudden?

i was at the gym tonight so couldn't hear the news but i could see it, i am sure there is a murder enquiry ongoing in newport. do you and bobby have cast iron alibis i wonder??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I was probably lying on a sofa with a glass of cider
Bobby was probably off molesting someone somewhere.

So far I've met no attractive girls in my part of the world.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:36, Reply)

that is because you are in wales
i TOLD you to come to london
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I tried
They didn't want me. Wales did. So SCREW YOU SWIPE.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)

well maybe i would have done
if you'd moved to london

and got me reeeeally drunk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Dirty girl

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)

i was just responding politely to your feverish demand for loving

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I did not stab a girl then set fire to her house.
That is all.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

ah
is it that story?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

yup it's bloody horrible.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

dude you've just been on tv!
advertising berocca!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I'll comment when I see the ad!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Well you MUST be innocent
With a story like that!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

cast iron mate.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

So what did you stab her with?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

a fab ice lolly.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

That's the one with hundreds and thousands on the end yes?
So, technically 'you've topped her'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)

ha,
I figured the fire would destroy all the evidence.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

You broke under questioning quite quickly Bob.
I suggest life as a career criminal isn't for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

They'll never catch me I cross the border twice a day!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

So in addition to be an International drug dealer
You are now into murder on a dual country basis?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)

There is no sign of Crunchy this evening.
*Nods wisely*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:37, Reply)

hey! I'm back!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Phew!
I thought Bob has murdered you for a moment.

Or maybe he did, but you rolled a double 28 and have been restored?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I had a scroll of healing
and besides I can soak at least 7 damage with my mythril armour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)

hahahaha
Had a good day?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Lychees aren't bad for your insides, are they?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:30, Reply)

You let us know tomorrow
Especially if it should have been enough to last a few days.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:31, Reply)

NO NO that's ok
enough shit gets sprayed around here already!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:36, Reply)

oh dear gonz....
It's common knowledge in Shenzhen that there is such an ailment as 'Lychee Fever,' which is easily contracted if one cannot restrain themselves from eating too many lychees. Symptoms vary from person to person, but generally include a combination of upset stomach, painfully sore throat, headache, fever, red rash, and zits -- lots of zits. Classic Hot Food stuff.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)