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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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the internet is rubbish at diagnosing
I searched for light sensitivity and the first results are all meningitis which I don't have
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:27, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Are you sure?

Are You Sure?

ARE YOU SURE?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Click
Click
Click
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I'm CERTAIN
Because I'm not ill, I just can't look at lights
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Have you googled "internet shut-in"?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Picture of your face
Obviously contrary to my assertion below, I am indeed twelve
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Picture of your MUM's face.
YESSSSSSSSSSS.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Well everyone's had your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I was deeply happy the one time I successfully managed the "my mum's dead" sadface to a ym joke.
Only managed to last for about 30 seconds but the desperate grovelling apology was brilliant.

Also your mum sucks, make of that what you will.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)
But I can't think of anything else it could be Amberl.
I'm off to the docs next week.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I used the internet to see how ill I was when I was getting night sweats
and it told me I had Cancer, AIDS and TB.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I hope it's TB.
Cancer and Aids suck.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I turned out to be none of them
Well, at least I've got better so it probably wasn't cancer or TB.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Because I punched you twice, then kicked you.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Rabies?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Have you been reading Anne Rice novels?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I'm not mentally ill
or twelve years old again
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)
worse than AIDS in my view

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Tilt your head away from the sun

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Or take your high heels off
And therefore you'll be further away.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)
If I took my high heels off
I'd be a bit short
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

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