Recently I've been seriously lacking in energy.
The internet says it might be my hormones.


What serious business has the internet told you recently?
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:18, 168 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It has told me that
too much cock can be dangerous.
Could also have had "Angry Birds is not just a game."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

THAT SOMEONE IS ENGAGED?!
BUT WHO?!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

OMG!! WHO IS IT?
No, don't tell me in case its' someone I secretely love.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I found out the other day Bowie is married to a black chick
I think that's the real reason Monty hates him, as he is a terrible racist
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

It must be because I can see no other viable reason for Monty to hate him so.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

That Darth is too gay to be shown in the North

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Is he being entered at Crufts?

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Only if Jeff is there

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I recently learned that MARTIN WAS A TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST FROM NUNEATON

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

It's funnier when Gonz does it
and even then it's not very funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Shush now sweet cheeks.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I've been to Nuneaton.
Truefact.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

WOO!
*fist bumps*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Oh man! you too?

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I used to live near Nuneaton!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Oh boy!!!
My first girlfriend was from Nuneaton.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I've never actually been there
but I've driven near it on a motorway
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Lovely lesbians but I wouldn't want to live there.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

the internet is rubbish at diagnosing
I searched for light sensitivity and the first results are all meningitis which I don't have
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Are you sure?

Are You Sure?

ARE YOU SURE?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Click
Click
Click
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I'm CERTAIN
Because I'm not ill, I just can't look at lights
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Have you googled "internet shut-in"?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Picture of your face
Obviously contrary to my assertion below, I am indeed twelve
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Picture of your MUM's face.
YESSSSSSSSSSS.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Well everyone's had your mum

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I was deeply happy the one time I successfully managed the "my mum's dead" sadface to a ym joke.
Only managed to last for about 30 seconds but the desperate grovelling apology was brilliant.

Also your mum sucks, make of that what you will.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

But I can't think of anything else it could be Amberl.
I'm off to the docs next week.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I used the internet to see how ill I was when I was getting night sweats
and it told me I had Cancer, AIDS and TB.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I hope it's TB.
Cancer and Aids suck.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I turned out to be none of them
Well, at least I've got better so it probably wasn't cancer or TB.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Because I punched you twice, then kicked you.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Rabies?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Have you been reading Anne Rice novels?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I'm not mentally ill
or twelve years old again
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

worse than AIDS in my view

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Tilt your head away from the sun

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Or take your high heels off
And therefore you'll be further away.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

If I took my high heels off
I'd be a bit short
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I learned that Darth is smarter than I gave him credit for
Has Anne Robinson really got new tits?
( Peej, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

That I don't know
or care to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I've discovered that We7 is irritatingly sporadic
and the BBC Food website is incredibly useful if you only have the barest idea of what you want to make your other half for a romantic meal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I can no longer use last.fm at work as it thinks I'm in America

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

you are

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Shit!
When did that happen? I was in Orkney last week!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

also, try bbcgoodfood.com

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Cheers mate
All I know is I want to do risotto. She bloody loves risotto. Any great ideas will be appreciated
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

RIsotto is easy
but you need good quality stock.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

He's covered on laughing stock, if that's any help.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

^this, the knorr stock pot jelly things work ok
ignore what the haters are about to say about the oven-baked version though. I've had many people complimenting it and saying it is just as good as a the normal method.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Those stock pots are really good.
Well I've only had the veggie one and it's very tasty.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

they are all pretty good
better than most cubes anyway

only trouble is I tend to only use about half of one most of the time so they aren't cost effective.

I've been using concentrated liquid stock which is also quite good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Why can't you just keep the other half in the fridge?

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

She'd get cold, Blousie.
That's just mean. And it doesn't even start to address the leftover stock problem.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Bad 70's joke reply is bad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

every day you reaffirm your place as best value b3tan

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Risotto is easier than people say, however it needs your attention - here is an impressive and easy recipe
Serves 6 so maybe halve the amounts

Ingredients: king prawn, courgette and prosciutto ham risotto
king prawn(s) : 12 Whole Shallot(s) : 2 Whole
Raw Italian ham : 120 gram(s) Garlic clove(s) : 2 Whole
Parmesan : 100 gram(s) Salted butter : 100 gram(s)
Dry white wine : 125 Millilitres Arborio rice : 300 gram(s)
Fish stock : 1000 Millilitres Basil : .5 bunch(es)
Courgette(s) : 3 Whole





Recipe: King prawn, courgette and prosciutto ham risotto
Preheat the oven to 200 degrees celcius.

Place the ham onto a baking tray lined with greaseproof paper and cook in the oven for 10 – 15 minutes until crispy. Add to the risotto at the last minute.

Peel the prawns by removing the heads and then peeling away the shells. Then make a small incision along the back of each prawn and remove the vein. Keep the heads for the stock.

Finely dice the shallot and garlic and cut the courgettes into small cubes. Shred the basil and grate the parmesan cheese. Cut the butter into small cubes.

Fry the prawn heads in a little hot oil until they start to change colour, then add the stock and bring to the boil.

In the meantime, heat some oil in a large pan and add the shallot. Cook for 5 minutes until soft and add the garlic, then cook for a further 30 seconds. Add the rice and cook for 1 minute until transluscent. Add the wine and stir until the wine is absorbed by the rice. Start adding the stock ladle by ladle whilst constantly stirring the risotto.After 10 minutes add the prawns and then the remaining stock. Stir until the risotto rice is cooked.

Stir in the butter and add the parmesan cheese. Season with the basil and a few pinches of salt and pepper to taste.

Serve immediately by standing the prawns upright with the prosciutto inbetween
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I really appreciate the thought mate
but she's a fucking vegematarian
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

That explains the mental deficiency.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Prawns aren't meat and you can leave out the ham...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

I can heartily recommend the oven-baked risotto on the bbcgoodfood website
it's a piece of piss, comes out basically the same as one cooked on the hob and you don't need to fuck about standing over it.

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2818/ovenbaked-risotto-

if she doesn't dig meat (which I seem to recall) then leave the bacon out. I tend to roast cubes of butternut squash and add those at the same time as the parmesan.

if I'm wrong and she does eat meat, then use cubed pancetta or chorizo.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Good tip with the butternut squash
Thank you sir
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

most welcome.
the recipe is so tasty you can easily get by with no meat. might need to add a little salt to season if you aren't using bacon or something though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Cheers mate
You're alright, you are. I don't care what everyone else says.

*flees*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

pfft
I'm everybody's favourite and you all know it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I often find taht teh parmesan you add brings alot of the required saltiness
if you do over salt it or another dish, then simply add a couple of thick slices of raw potatoe, they help to soak up the salt.

Remove before serving...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

good tips there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'm really getting into my cooking and baking
I find it immersly satisfying, and nyomilicious
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I do too
I made the pizza from Jamie's 30 minute meals thing the other day. Base is made of self-raising flour and water and you start off cooking it in a big frying pan and finish it under the grill. Was fucking awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Could be diabeties
you should probably go to a doctor they have both the ability to google and they can take blood samples.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

it actively hurts me to agree with anything you say
but as they say, "self-diagnosis is worth every penny you pay for it."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Nah! I'm pretty sure it's not that.
I reckon low Iron. I've been borderline before. It's just infuriating when you eat well, sleep well and exercise but still feel like shit.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Hook yourself up to a redbull drip, constantly.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

*goes for another coffee*

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Actually this may be your issue
You'd do better to eat slow energy releasing foods, like porridge, and avoid highly sugared foods. This will help to balance you out and prevent highs and lows
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I have porridge every morning.
I rarely eat sweet stuff. I do everything right. This is what is troubling me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

give some multi-vitamins and iron a go, see if that helps
can't hurt and when my mrs was low in iron it didn't take long for them to sort her out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I've been taking Iron and vit C supplements.
I have tried everything. I should be bouncing on the walls and not slumping at the desk.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

seems unlikely that you would be low in iron then
unless you aren't absorbing it for some reason.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I had more energy 10 years ago when I was fat and depressed : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

things change though
your body may be using more of some stuff than before, or producing less or whatever, so you need to find the balance again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Tapeworm!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

that's not very nice
I was just trying to help...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not sure that the long defunct side project
of Trent Reznor and Maynard James Keenan is anything to do with this.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

more importantly
how was I unaware of that long defunct side project.

also, defunct is a great word
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

It's been dead a while
See here. Only two tracks made it out of the studio, one was converted by APC to 'Passive' (and is brilliant), the other was 'Potions', heavily converted from the original apparently. It's also brilliant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

there's no way they could not be brilliant really
I need more NIN, as I currently only have The Fragile, and the tracks Dead Souls and Perfect Drug.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Get The Downward Spiral as a matter of urgency
If you want heavy/hard, get Broken.
And you can download their last album, The Slip, for free.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

will do
thanks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Trent has done quite a lot of awesome side projects.
I liked the one with Rob Halford.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:10, Reply)

2wo?
Only heard a couple of tracks of it, it was good though.
How To Destroy Angels is good too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:13, Reply)

have you heard NIN and Bowie doing "I'm afraid of Americans"?
tis good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Oh yes!
NIN did it live on the last tour, though sadly without Bowie.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:22, Reply)

That's the one.
"I am a pig" was on the Idle Hands soundtrack, still struggling to track down any of the rest though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Drink Guinness then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

What the FUCK are diabeties, NHS boy?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

my friends and i always refer to anyone's latest love interest as [insert as appropriate]-boy
nhs-boy does NOT sound good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Particularly not when you can't spell diabetes.
At uni a friend had card access to his halls, so his new girlfriend initially referred to him as Swipe-Card Boy. This was swiftly abbreviated to SCAB and hence stuck for the next three years.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's a psychsomatic disease for the fat.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Not neckwear that falls off if you don't keep spilling coke on it?
Also psychOsomatic. Mong.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

. Mong. addict insane.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Come play my game.
It's third edition D&D, we have space in the party for an elven cleric.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Sorry, I'm already in two D&D 4th edition games

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Sad times.
VERY sad.

Why hello there, Mr Kettle.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I think it's a disease for people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas, where the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

The internet told me how to make Oxtail soup last night
It was fucking gorgeous.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

F.O.B.
Oxtail soup

swwet, sweet love to my sister
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Darth, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this
but can you please leave the internet and think about what you've just done.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You want him to take quiet time while thinking about you banging your sister?
You're as bad as he is.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

He probably wants text updates as well
I think it's disgusting myself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I reckon he sent a gaz that just reads "POIDH".

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Nah mate
I've seen his sister, I wouldn't touch her with his. Unlike him.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

The internet tells me lots of things.
Most of them make me very very angry.

However, I read this: bit.ly/gBnIk5 and got back a little faith in humanity. Man, I'm so soppy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I tend to stick on b3ta most days, as I just want to bang my head against a wall when you read some of the shit that gets published.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Yes, but I'm interested in other things.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I'm interested, but I've now taken to getting my news from Google News, and checking text when I get in.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I read a lot more than just news though

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I read a couple of blogs, but I can't really spend too much time on something I can't skim read, due to my desk being right next to the door
That's why I'm on OT far more than QOTW.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I used to
then I realised that stupid overly opinionated people drive my blood pressure right up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

christ
how do you cope on here?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Pfft I'm one of them
it's a wonder living with myself doesn't annoy me.

But generally people are at least semi-informed here. But I can't stand blogs which actually do things like capitalise CONDEMN
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Seconded
They are worse than Hitler.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Avoids Al and politics

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

What a gaylord

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Yes, but a sweet gaylord.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:23, Reply)

More musky than sweet I'd say

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

UR George Harrison AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

That would explain Catholic priests

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

£20 on Malcolm becoming Melissa by the time he's 14.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

And developing an interest in antiques?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

What a fucking bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

He does sound like a paedo's dream.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Nice linking of homosexuality and paedophillia there.
*tuts*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I was raised a Catholic, I can't help it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

i have just found out that "sexting" is actually an official thing
i have sent the occasional filthy message in my time, but i had no idea it was an actual named phenomenon...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I've sent rude emails but never texts.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

i panic every time my iphone gets in the wrong hands
eg brother wanting to play angry birds.

the fact that it shows all texts ever sent as ongoing conversations is brilliant but could get you into SO much trouble.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

This is one reason I don't do it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

it's also good for posterity though
you can have a look at mine at the girly bash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

*rubs thighs*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

ha
you'll need a long wig before you get allowed into kitty's house for drinks.

or to the bars afterwards.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Is that all?
I can do that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

you could probably get a token invite anyway
as a founding member of the tripod, and as most of the b3tans who named the tripod will be at the bash!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

That doesn't really narrow the voters down
Considering a lot of b3tan women are going to this bash.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)

i don't reveal my sources
the identity of the voters will remain shrouded in secrecy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)

you might need several drinks first though
and after
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I been around a bit.
I should be ok. *grins*
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

i am looking forward to that actually
should be a great night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Oh yes, and it's rather a common occurrence
I'm doing a case involving it (well, mostly email messages) at the moment. Neither of the two parties involved can spell.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

*hopes it's not me*

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

If they're at all Gonz-esque we need examples.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

It's mostly 'txt spk'
and 'lol' used instead of punctuation.
Example: "you sed wuldnt mind doi mre than jus touchin n i sed mee neva lol x"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:50, Reply)

pssssst
occurRence
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Ta
Quick typing, plus hubris...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

nimble fingers are a good thing in a man, labs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

True the V and B are rather close together and you don't want to miss one for the other

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I touchtype too
I just typed this with my eyes shut.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Luk, she tld me she woz 18!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Not a lot, I only go on about 5 sites.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Happy Candle day!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Happy Candle Day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:03, Reply)

shit just noticed!
cheers chaps.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Your candle day is the day after my birthday
Swaps?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I'm your own personal ,albeit late, birthday present.
Happy Bday for yesterday pal. Hope you have something nice lined up xx
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Happy candles too.
I'm having a great time, despite saying I wanted a low-key birthday.
Another birthday dinner tonight, one tomorrow, then a surprise trip away on Sunday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I see the surprise part of the trip is really going to plan!
Have a wicked one!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Well I dunno where it is
So that's still a surprise.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)