Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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smack it with a shoveland get a kitten
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:25,
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see, this, rightbut then you're all "oh but they're being cruel to ducks and that"
Consistency, miss Swipe. That's all we ask for. Consistency.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:28,
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there are so many answers to thisI don't think I can choose.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:35,
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that wouldn't be fair on all the others.I'm all about the lack of discrimination. Apart from against idiots. They don't deserve to not be discriminated against.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:39,
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oh i thought you would go down the"you're not a real woman" insult route.
you have gone for the "didn't really have a response route". that's fine too, dear.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:40,
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I was torn between the old skool faux-sexism,something pointlessly suggestive and maintaing Monty's assertion that I'm secretly gay, to be honest. None of them were likely to be that funny.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:44,
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pointlessly suggestive would have amused mego for it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:48,
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The 'downstairs' bit, I'll wager.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:38,
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good point*remembers previous hamfisted efforts*
*crosses legs*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:40,
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Mighty Badger's mauled your bits in a hamfisted way?a) when was this?
b) the bounder!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:42,
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it was like being fingered by a stegosaurus, montyor a diplodocus.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:42,
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right, so it was after I lost all of my fingers in the freak sailing accidentglad we'd clarified the timescales.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:46,
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Not as bad asThe Iguanodon
"Iguanodon's most distinctive features were its large thumb spikes, which were possibly used for defence against predators and foraging for food."
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:46,
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Oooh, that would give you a good thumbing.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:47,
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comparing me to your past dalliancesis a little harsh.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:42,
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Was it like how Pooh trys to get honey on a shelf that's just out of reach?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:18,
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it was a lot less cutebut otherwise not a bad analogy, not bad at all
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 17:23,
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it's funny because you're implying I'm gay.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:41,
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Cats are shit.Kittens are rubbish.
Dogs are far superior.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:29,
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They are superior at 'drooling and being fucking thick'No wonder you like them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:38,
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bloody hell this was harshsorry AA, i like it a LOT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:38,
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I agree he needs putting down, but generally seems quite happyHe still has teh energy to go up two flights of stairs just so he can piss in my dad's slippers!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 16:29,
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