Coincidentally
this thread might be the final straw that sees me kill off everyone I work with, ending up in a siege situation, only to be shot and killed by police marksmen following an 8-hour standoff. That's how shit this thread is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:54, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's the only way to go out
Much better than the inevitable cirrhois of the liver
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

the irony there
is that you would doubtless end up in the news.

and psychochomp would then doubtless post a link about it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

But only when the previous thread had reached EXACTLY 100 posts.
How I look forward to the 'witty comment' that he'll add.

*Yawns*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

to be fair
sometimes he can be very funny on here.

especially when he is logged out...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

That was a waste.
We've only got 39 more posts before the new link gets posted.

Eek! Even less now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

FEWER
FEWER
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

So you've cheered up then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Had a good sleep
Am starving hungry, which is an excellent sign.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

How can starving hungry be a good sign?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:13, Reply)

When I get too bad I don't eat.
Lack of appetite.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

What a con
please text before this happens
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'll tidy the storm drain if you want to pop round.
Haven't had any visitors for a while.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Aalreet! I'll bring the dressing gowns.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

They'll send in Schteve to negoschiate.
Yeah, I just wanted to type negoschiate.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

'Schtop or my colleaguesh will schoot'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Schtop or I'LL schoot. And it'll glue your eyesh schut.
It'sh very vischcoush.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Oh god, best porn remake title ever:
Schteven Schtallione in "Schtop or my mom will schquirt!"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Seriously. I love you so much.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You get a click for 'vischcoush'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Dutch is now my favourite accent.
I don't see myself getting bored of this any time soon, sorry Monty.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Itsch fine. Me and der guysch all laugh about it too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I don't have YouTube access at work
But have a search for the footage of former England manager Steve McLaren giving an interview for a Dutch TV channel. He's managing a Dutch team these days so he conducts the entire interview in English but with a Dutch accent. It's inadvertently hilarious - even if you're not into football.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

That is a brilliant clip. The man is clearly a mental.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

And rightly scho.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

no no
posh english, that's where it's at. or possibly deep southern american.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

It's all about Dutch Schteve for Monty
He can make Monty wail like a cat in heat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

*Phones Gazza*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)