I love that joke.
Also the one about being able to guess your bra size by holding them or I'll give you a pound, then squeeze them, think a while and give them a pound.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:47, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Round here we call that 'molestation'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I managed to perform it on her, completely unexpectedly
in front of a load of people I'd only just met.

Said people were witnesses to me a few weeks later vomitting on a table.
LOL
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Hahaha!
Smooth.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

This was during the yellow-haired phase
to make everything SO much better.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Classy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Traumatic

(Charmander, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Peurile

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Puerile.
You fucking idiot. From puer pueri.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Cool story, bro

(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

NO U
oh shit we're doing THIS again aren't we
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

A CAT IS FINE TOO
You started it
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

We're totally going to get B& from the library here.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

OH NOES! IT'S THE IRL PERMABANHAMMER!
OH SHI-
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I despair of both of us.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Me too.
But it was totally your fault, you horrible clungemuffin.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Fuck off, dicknose

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

You suck at insults.
And my willy.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
YOU CUNT*

*I'm using your official term because I'm cross with you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Is that right?
You should have seen it coming.
(Omnizor Spooning bits of road for breakfast., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

What, that funny-smelling stuff that old women leave in dishes around their house?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Ooh, that's good.
It's doing well to distract me from this essay on the study of hideous old women.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Have you ever done that one where you follow her home and then rent out a room across the street and wait for her to leave the house....
... and then sneak in while she's out and rearrange all her shoes so the left shoe is on the right hand side and the right shoe is on the left hand side of the pare... so she doesn't notice that you've stollen one of her socks?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)