Woo!
I've totally just been chatted up by a cute scottish man.
(berk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:13, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yay!
how did this happen??
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)

this^^
we need more details!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)

I hope he didn't take any advice from 'The standard book of chat-up lines vol 1 - Scottish Edition'
1. Did you fart? Cos ya just blew me away.
2. Are ya parents retarded? Cuz yous pure special.
3. Mah love for yee is like diarrhea. I canny hold it in.
4. Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cos i can see me in 'em.
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner.... Everytime i think of it my nuts pure tighten up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)

go beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerk!
sorrry i am reeeeally twated after lush greek dinnnnner and waiting to cll one of my favourite people in the whole world. get off the phone!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)

We surely are a fine race
And sure to be a good catch.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Is anyone else thinking that the lack of update from berk
means she has got off the train and is joining her new 'friend' on a train back to Scotland?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)

She said he was scottish, not that he was in scotland
perhaps she's getting some RIGHT NOW
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

LIES ON THE INTERNET.
everybody knows that internet geeks are all virgins.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

but also everyone knows that OT is all about
lying about sexual encounters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

this is true.
I've certainly had lots of sex on my travels, most of it was in a luxury Honda Accord with supermodels.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)

That is the ONLY sort of sex to have, and to lie about.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I then finished the day off with a Croissant and a glass of Orange juice on my balcony.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Honda Accords
have specially designed seats to help you take supermodels from behind
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)

this is very true.
I discovered this when I did it myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Rubber bumpers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

It won't be a Virgin train any longer!
Unless they add some more carriges
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

it certainly got a good shunting

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Maybe he has a good engine?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)

they'll certainly be creating some steam

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Let's hope he is of average weight and like his encounters to be a two-way thing.
Imagine if berk ended up with a Fat Controller?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

that would tank

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I hope neither of them go off the rails.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

you make good points

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Thanks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)

you two are off derails.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I'd carry this on
but I have to go to sleeper

(actually, I really do, night night)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I'll take that as a signal to stop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)

g'night!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)

When are you off to Uni Poppet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I move on the 27th.
so it's just over 2 weeks away.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Looking forward to it?
Is it quite a big uni?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)

I'm looking forward to making my brain work again.
It's big enough for my comfort - the classes aren't bigger then 30 people in them, and there's about 500 people including myself living on campus. But the Melbourne campus of my uni is much larger - classes are about 200 people each,and there's over 1200 people living on campus.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)