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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I can't be arsed reading that thread after only being awake 30 minutes.
evening chat anybody?
Who is around, who is a bit inebriated, and who has a slight thing for JD from scrubs when he does that staring into the distance thing?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:15, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm here, sober, and there's no way I'm getting this essay done. NO WAY.
Looks like getting up early on Sunday for me. Or I could just man the fuck up and write a load of shit tonight. For fuck's sake, it's not even assessed.

I do have a small thing for Zack Braff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Who doesn't have a small thing for him?
what's your essay on??
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I have absolutely no idea about whom you are talking.
And have no desire to Google him on account of not being Darth Foxtrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Zach Braff is the guy who plays JD in Scrubs.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I have never watched it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
You, my affable chum, are missing out.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I feel that I may not be.
Or maybe I am...?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)
The early series are quite poor when seen in modern light
but they do set the scene for everything that happens subsequently. I'd recommend a box set if you're ever sat with nothing to do for two days.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Yeah, like that's going to happen anytime soo...
Oh, actually it might be happening sooner than expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I certainly don't have a small thing for him, am I right?
*holds up hand expectantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I'm not going to touch that question with a ten foot pole. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)
*Iack-of-fives sadface*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
*high-fives anyway*

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Sweet!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Why hagiography developed in the 4th and 5th cent.
Points are:

-Christianity was permissable
-People wanted guides on how to be saintly
-People didn't want to forget sacrifices people made.

It's not even an essay. It's 1000 words.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
that sounds difficult.
I hated Hagiography when I was studying history. Found it quite difficult.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Hagiography is the study of massive Scottish giants in Harry Potter, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Saints.
I thought you knew Greek!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I know how to say pillow biter,
wanker and good morning/evening. It's not the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Hagiography? Or historiography?
Hagiography is the study of writings about the saints.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
we did both,
because some of the people we were studying were likened as saints during their time.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)
No it isn't.
Hagiography is the study of massive Scottish giants in Harry Potter. I've already said this.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Oh god yes JD totally would particularly when he's doing that staring-into-space face.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I'm still sober.
Mind you, I didn't get in until about 8pm after negotiating my way across the North Pennine Dales. Fuck me, those roads are a bastard to traverse in the pitch black whilst being followed by a car with nasty horrible halogen bulbs who may as well be trying to crawl right up my exhaust pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I hate the Halogen bulbs, they hurt my eyes.
and my poor little festiva's lights just don't compare.
But you got in safely?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Yeah.
A three hour round trip though, for a one hour meeting. Its' OK in the summer, but winter months are a pain for travelling to these things. Especially when you could fall down a ravine if you take a corner a bit quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)
scary stuff!!
remind me not to go racing through the Penines anytime soon.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)
It's alright in daylight and a very pleasant drive.
But at night there next to no light pollution, so it's very dark and there's often a fair bit of mist... the two don't go well together.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Guess which film is on?
'I have a brain for business and a bod for pleasure.'
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Iron Man?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Nope!
But you're nearly right.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Erm...
The Iron Giant?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Working girl!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)
You calling me a prozzie????

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
It's an 80's classic with Melanie Griffiths.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Is this on the telly or a DVD?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Film 4.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Never heard of it, is it any good?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Surprisingly.......yes.
It also has a youngish Harrison Ford.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
aha really?
might see if I can track it down.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
How on earth is that ANYTHING LIKE Iron Man?!

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
They both have men in them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
and sky

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Tont Stark is an industrial genius
And also has a metal suit with various 'attachments'. DUH!

Plus Jeff Bridges is in it, hence the connection.

Oh you were responding to Blousie there...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)
good answer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
no
you can keep him
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)
okiedoke then.
good day Crunch?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)
OK, had to call down a load of
whoop ass on some students.

it's morning for you, right? so what's today going to be all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
well if it's warm then I'm going to go down to the beach for a bit,
it's supposed to be 27 today - it's 9 am and it's already 19 degrees.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)
*jealous*
I suppose I could have gone down the beach today. It was about 5 degrees and raining. Also, 'my' beach is a bit grim
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
ahaha I really like my beach, it's less then a minute down the road by car (I'm lazy when it's warm).
it;s got proper sand and clear water. And no rocks to stab your feet with.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Does it have sharks?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Only Wobegongs, and they're harmless.
the things you need to watch out for are stingrays - they lie in the shallows in the warm water. There's a big daddy one that's about 5 ft wide and just as long.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)
*Keeps eyes peeled for Lampy*
Is it fair to say that wobbegong sharks are a bit pathetic?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)
You could say they're the Baldmonkey of the shark world.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I was hoping they'd be a bit like these
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathetic_Sharks
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
yeah they're very very harmless.
they're a lot smaller then other sharks (about a metre generally), and they tend to just keep to themselves.

however, if you go out past the reef (about 150 yards out in the water), then you need to be careful - cos the sea floor drops and there are the good old Great Whites.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Eek!
SHARK ATTACK!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:06, Reply)
i used to be across the road from the beach
there are no rocks to stab your feet on, but it's generally assumed that going in the water is hazardous to one's health.

You can go for a nice walk along the sewage outlet pipe, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I am very very jealous of you right now.
I live about as far away from the sea as it's possible to be in the uk, and I miss it.
(berk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)
^this.
The second reason I like to visit DG and Tourettes is because they live a 10 minute drive from the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Do you like to stroll along the prom with a bag of chips?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:08, Reply)
There isn't a prom but there is an awesome beach and sandunes.
Mildew and I love it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Anywhere you can get a 99 or a Calippo from?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)
aw, really?
I must wrangle myself an invite one of these days, if they live where I think they do it's all rugged and castle-y, it's beautiful.
(berk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I never used to live by the sea but it's sort of a feature of where I live.
farmland is mixed with seaside.

unfortunately it's usually too cold for swimming.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:08, Reply)
How can you say that having spent a month in the land of the whinging pom when they are bollocks deep in snow?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)
because the water we have is antarctic mixing with the southern ocean courtesy of the Antarctic Circumpolar Current.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Alright trappy.
You've got a cocktail there.

It's Southern Ocean 'on the rocks'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I saw him in a movie once where he made out with some girl and it looked so delicious and I was mega jealous.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
But it was a film K
Not real life.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)
This makes no sense.
Obviously he is a real person, and she was a real person, and the kiss actually happened and it looked amazing.
You can't CGI that.
That kiss was awesome. I think I saw it like 4 years ago and I still remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Did you make any living arrangement-decisions yesterday in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Here and sober reporting for duty.
I've never seen Scrubs.

I remember seeing the 1970s film 'Scrubbers' years ago (and a check on YouTube says that bar the most famous/revolting scene, it isn't there in full).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)
After eating two boxes of bran flakes in two days (3 for the price of 1, silly not to) I somehow hadn't done a poo yet.
Until about half hour ago. I blocked the toilet before I'd even used toilet paper, I feel empty inside and am currently very lightheaded.

Carry on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I don't know why I'm laughing so much.
I should be disgusted!

Barry and his bowels.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)
i think many of us
could have predicted that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)
good to know mate, good to know....
*bokes*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Who cares about poo when you look as awesome as you do in your new jackets....(probably).

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)
He needs to change to name to Joseph.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
He might be called Joseph IRL for all we know.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)
This is true.
Joseph and his technicolour bran flakes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)
My name is Nathaniel.
It isn't really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I'm sure if he looks through all the clothes he nicked someone will have written Joseph in the back of some of them.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:06, Reply)
evening mucker.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Alright Bob.
Any mentals in class today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Today was ok for mentals but there were lots of misdemeanours throughout the day
and a record low number of stickers were given out. One Jeff, one solitary sticker.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:13, Reply)
*Gimme a sticker!*
What do you have to do to get a sticker?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)
stay on task
do a good piece of work
be an example to others
etc etc, todays lucky winner won a sticker for observing that rythm had a pattern.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Are kids mad for stickers then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)
it's like crack Jeff, their eyes glaze over, they thrust their chests out and look proud as fuck
for about 4 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Did you introduce the world of the sticker to the class, or are you following the existing reward scheme?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:25, Reply)
following the existing scheme although I understand it is a staple thing in early years
education.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)
stickers are safer than staples

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I don't recall anything like that when I was a kid.
The highlight of the school year was when the woman from Colgate came round and gave everyone a toothbrush, a small tube of toothpaste and some weird tablets you have to chew that would should you where the dirt was on your teeth.

Stickers? We could only wish.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:28, Reply)
it was hard growin up in the 80s
kids these days just don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Did the Colgate woman ever come to your school?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:37, Reply)
i remember free little toothpastes
but I don't remember if it was a colgate woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Damn you!
I was hoping you'd have said 'No, I remember no such thing!'

And I'd have been all 'Ha! I didn't think she'd been to your school'

Seriously though, do you remember those tablets you crunched up than stained your mouth until you'd brushed it clean?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I think kids with braces had to have them. So for me, that was when I was 16 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)
I had a brace as well.
I had a removeable one, although some kids had stories of a weird contraption they had to wear to bed.

I think I had my brace when I was 13, I know my wisom teeth came out when I was 15. That was fraught with problems.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I had one of those one's that's glued in
and had elastic bands at the back. At least it was taken out before I started uni (although I had a removable one then)

I still have a sticky out tooth, though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)
you have an uncanny way of finding
pictures of me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Sorry.
Sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
I AM A HORSE
PHWOAR GERTCHA HOOTENANNY KNEES-UP MOTHER BROWN I'M A DONCASTER LAD AYE
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Talk/ is over there.
*points to the left*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I dress to the left.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I wouldn't advertise being from Doncaster.
Easily the most embarrassing place to come from in the UK.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Woo!
I've totally just been chatted up by a cute scottish man.
(berk, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Yay!
how did this happen??
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:14, Reply)
this^^
we need more details!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I hope he didn't take any advice from 'The standard book of chat-up lines vol 1 - Scottish Edition'
1. Did you fart? Cos ya just blew me away.
2. Are ya parents retarded? Cuz yous pure special.
3. Mah love for yee is like diarrhea. I canny hold it in.
4. Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cos i can see me in 'em.
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner.... Everytime i think of it my nuts pure tighten up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)
go beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerk!
sorrry i am reeeeally twated after lush greek dinnnnner and waiting to cll one of my favourite people in the whole world. get off the phone!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:29, Reply)
We surely are a fine race
And sure to be a good catch.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Is anyone else thinking that the lack of update from berk
means she has got off the train and is joining her new 'friend' on a train back to Scotland?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)
She said he was scottish, not that he was in scotland
perhaps she's getting some RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)
LIES ON THE INTERNET.
everybody knows that internet geeks are all virgins.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)
but also everyone knows that OT is all about
lying about sexual encounters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)
this is true.
I've certainly had lots of sex on my travels, most of it was in a luxury Honda Accord with supermodels.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)
That is the ONLY sort of sex to have, and to lie about.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I then finished the day off with a Croissant and a glass of Orange juice on my balcony.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Honda Accords
have specially designed seats to help you take supermodels from behind
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)
this is very true.
I discovered this when I did it myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Rubber bumpers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
It won't be a Virgin train any longer!
Unless they add some more carriges
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)
it certainly got a good shunting

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Maybe he has a good engine?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)
they'll certainly be creating some steam

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Let's hope he is of average weight and like his encounters to be a two-way thing.
Imagine if berk ended up with a Fat Controller?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)
that would tank

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
I hope neither of them go off the rails.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
you make good points

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
you two are off derails.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I'd carry this on
but I have to go to sleeper

(actually, I really do, night night)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I'll take that as a signal to stop.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
g'night!

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
When are you off to Uni Poppet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
I move on the 27th.
so it's just over 2 weeks away.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Looking forward to it?
Is it quite a big uni?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I'm looking forward to making my brain work again.
It's big enough for my comfort - the classes aren't bigger then 30 people in them, and there's about 500 people including myself living on campus. But the Melbourne campus of my uni is much larger - classes are about 200 people each,and there's over 1200 people living on campus.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 9 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)

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