Oh, if we're talking shouting inside heads, so not verbally, then most days on the tube as someone in a suite barges pass me to go to their very very important buisness meeting where if they catch the next train, someone will DIE...
... the time it took to make their tripple shot granda maikoito doesn't count.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it's not always inside my head sadly
then i have to pretend to be yelling at the phone. most embarrassing.

better than singing along when i have the roof down on the car though. i once got caught singing along to "the time of my life" by an entire bus-stop, it was MORTIFYING. esp as my car reg has my name on it, so they were calling out my name.... urgh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Personalised number plate?
Classy!
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:50, Reply)

it was my 21st birthday present
and i love it. it is ironic kitsch and it means i never lose my car in a carpark.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

ironic kitsch something people have to continuouly justify because it's really just a massive pile of egotistical wank
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

maybe
but it's worth a reasonable amount of cash and it goes up in value every year as it gets older and i quite like having that little bit of extra security, it means i get to spend more money on vodka.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

More "a massive investment of egotistical wank" then?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Best kind of investment given the interest rates.

(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Hey, I know you girls stick together but I never pick on swipe and now you've ruined it :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

awesome
*checks off list*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

probably
but really i like it because it was my 21st birthday present, so it also reminds me of my mummy - she had a cake made for me in the shape of the car with the licence plate on it, it was great!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Tell me it didn't have dried fruit in it?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

no
i hate fruitcake, you know that.

my brother/fiancee are having a three tiered cake for their wedding. one of the layers will actually be lemon drizzle cake. they better not leave me alone in a room with it, that's all i can say.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)

The kid and I made fucking awesome drizzle cake last year.
Might do that again Sunday, nom.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

lemon drizzle is my absolute favourite
other than that, i only like shop-bought sponge cake with roll-on icing, like a waitrose birthday cake. i am such a fussy twat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I make excellent lemon drizzle cake
it has booze in and everything.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

R5W1P3?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)

CLA55Y
actually
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:52, Reply)

P1K3Y

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)

SL4G

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

BR345T5

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Hah, my Ma' and Dad both had the same style of personailised lissance plates.
Dad forgot Ma's birthday and it was around the time she needed a new car as the old one was falling appart, plus Ma' was always loosing her car in the carparks, so he got "[first initial] [DOB: day] [DOB: short month]". Then he did the same format for when he got his next car whenever that was.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)

they make me laugh
my old job was as a letting agent, and they had the lot:

1 LET, 2 LET, 4 LET, B16 LET, A11 LET, W6 LET, M20 LET...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I saw a Box It van with the reg
T1 Xo8 which I thought was a little bit clever
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)