I didn't have you down as a beers kinda girl K.
Do you have Bacardi Breezers?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Kristine's a beery gal and no mistake.
Newcastle Brown Ale is a favourite, if I'm not mistaken?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Shit yeah it is.
I don't even know what the hell a bacardi breezer is.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:55, Reply)

slag juice
quite tasty, but not socially acceptable unless you're squealing chav in a pink limo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Pretty much this.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:58, Reply)

ugh helllooooooooo
I'm a total chav
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

get yourself a few breezers then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

oh they're like smirnoff ice
I think we have Bacardi Razz, and Bacardi O.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Like Smirnoff Ice with added fake fruit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)

well we don't have them
but they're basically wine coolers
I worked with a woman that told me I should drink wine coolers with a straw because they get you drunk faster.

Do you lot have 4 loko?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Yes, wine coolers.
And no.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:12, Reply)

It's sort of a concentrated wine cooler, with extra alcohol
in a can
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

FYI: I was not calling Kristine a slag.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

You totally were, you utter, utter bastard!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Slag.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Erm... wafty wristed bender.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

to be fair
I've been called worse
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I don't drink much of it these days
as my tolerance to it has decreased significantly. But the odd bottle is like nectar.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I can only drink 4, because then they start tasting like wet dog.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:01, Reply)

In a Newcastle hospital, many years ago
there used be a ward known as the 'Brown Ale' ward, on account of it being permanently filled with patients who had done themselves irretrievable damage from drinking the stuff.

Also, it is know locally as 'a bottle of dog' because husbands would use the excuse of taking the dog for a walk for going down the pub to sink several bottles.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I think they should call it bottle of dog because that's what it tastes like. After you have 4 of them.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I have never licked a wet dog, so I'll take your word for it!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

oh shush
you know what I mean
it tastes how wet dog smells
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I'm totally lolwaki, me.
I knew all along what you were getting at and just pretended I didn't. EEH, WHAT AM I LIKE, EH?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

joke's on you
she totally digs licking dogs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)

just not my own, how weird would that be?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:33, Reply)

TOTALLY!
Weirdness times eleventy one.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
oh, you didn't mean breezer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)