Now you're being self-depreciating.
That's my job.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You make your value reduce?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I don't get much chance these days so give me a break, eh?
I'm just an average middle aged slightly overweight guy with a good taste in expensive shirts, right?!

And my lodger has decided that I should go on an internet dating site.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

What happened to the last one?

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

She found me a little difficult.
It takes a special person to listen to me droning on about the weaknesses of General George MacLellan prolonging the American Civil War.

I need a deaf mute with low expectations and big tits.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

haha!
Shouldn't be too hard to find in Bradford.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I live on the other side
I'm proving surprisingly attractive on the dating site. Despite giving the most evil profile I could think of and using a photo that looks like I'm a demented abbatoir worker hoping to extend his skills to a wider field.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Woo! hot stuff, who do you think you are.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Regrettably
I know who I am.

Either there's a lot of really desperate women out there or I've not conveyed in my profile how loathsome I really am.

There's even a photo of me on there. That should be enough to curdle milk but they keep on coming.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:17, Reply)

i think internet dating just proves that people in general like a broader range of folk
than Tv gives them credit for. I'm a fat divorced larper and even I get messages

edit: wait, that sounded like some kind of insult. I didn't mean it like that, sorry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)

OKCupid used to have an interesting post up about why paid internet dating was bad
then they got bought by match.com and it mysteriously disappeared.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Don't get me started on fucking dating sites.

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)

i spend way too long on there
I like the attention
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Give over!
I just wish I had your pulling power.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)