My nephew wants to see Paul but he's only 10 and it's a 15 cert.

( girlinthehole, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

that's what kids do though
how many 15/18's did you sneak into?

it only failed for "hellraiser iii" when my dumbass friend asked for four halves.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Fucking hell
you were lucky there, Hellraiser 3 is fucking awful. But not as bad as number 4.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)

i have seen it since
you are right. dreadful. but then i've not seen i, ii or iv.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

One is poor, but only because the effects are pretty crap, the story is a bit scary
Two isn't great, but if you like one you'll probably like it. Three is pretty awful, four is Hellraiser in space. Nuff said.

I seem to recall five actually being pretty good because it wasn't much like Hellraiser at all, more like Jacobs Ladder.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

hang on
how many of the cunts are there?

3 is enough for any range of films, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Don't think I ever managed to sneak in to a film underage
perhaps an 18 when I was 17, but never any 15s. I just looked too young.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I went to see the Texs Chainsaw Massacre when I was 17.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)

i was always the one who got served
sadly i've never had any trouble looking my age :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)

HAHA you look old and haggard
with your sparkling green eyes the only reminder that you used to be young and attractive.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

this is just wrong
i've never been attractive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Oh swipey, had I known you seven years ago I would happily have slipped you one.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)

you don't know how special this makes me feel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)

It should do
seven years ago I was totally over the mental illness and had slept with over FOUR women! I would have rocked your world.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

it was 3 women
and a left-handed wank wasn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Bollocks
have you even seen yourself?
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:08, Reply)

i will take this as a massive compliment
coming from the b3tan who was described by someone after the last bash as "possibly the most beautiful girl i've ever seen in real life, seriously stunning"...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Ahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes* ahhhhaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha. Christ, whoever that was really doesn't get out much! Although of course I am tremendously flattered even if I know it not to be the case.
(berk, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

i swear to god!
i don't reveal my sources, but that's almost word for word what he said.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)