You really were.
Oddly enough, it was a school bus and you were wearing my old uniform. :S
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did she look like Wee Jimmy Krankie?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)

who?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Kind of ruins the joke if you don't know who she is...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Fan Dabby Dozey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)

ahhh.
well no, cos my uniform looked nothing like that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Dreams are weird
I had one the other day where I dreamed I was in my room and lying in bed, but all the furniture had been moved around. I opened my eyes and everything sprang back to where it actually is. Very strange sensation.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I think you're channeling Colin and Justin
That's not right.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

That's just plain weird.
/ac
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Yo yo yo!
How's it hanging homeboy?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Aight B Girl
I'm alright. Was out in Leeds last night for a stag do, spent far too much money that I don't really have.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I'm in Leeds Thursday night totally gothing it up with DG and Tourettes to see Sisters of Mercy.
So did the groom get handcuffed to a lampost or something?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Sadly not. But he did get ice cubes put down his pants by two 'exotic dancers' in Silks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Bless!
And what did they put down your pants?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Nothing.
I was merely an innocent bystander.

Anyway, how could I go home to Fiona after anything like that?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

She's married.
You do know that don't you?
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I do know that.
But I don't let it get in the way of my raised eyebrow, Crimewatch presenting, antique fondling fantasies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Okay then.
I just didn't want you making plans for you and Fiona that she might not be able to commit to.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Fiona is well aware of my plans for her.
Hence the restraining order.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

You really need to find another woman for a while till she becomes available.
Just saying.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Sian Williams?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:01, Reply)

You want Lembit Opik's cast off?

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Cheeky Cheeky.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

You are thinking of Sian Lloyd.
And eurgh, no, she is minging.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Oh yeah!
Sian Williams is too skinny.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Or maybe he just needs to tell Fiona how he feels?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Well he says 'go home to Fiona'
what he actually means is 'go to her home and use binoculars to peer through her windows'. Whether she's married or not won't stop him.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

So am I
When is your interview?

I've done a bit of asking. Is this an ops planning assistant job you're going for?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Yes it is.
Gaz me re. any sensitive details.

And the interview is Friday after next.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)