Sadly I bled to death last night
So general haunting is on the cards this week, then Oxford Haunting at the weekend
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:40, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll make sure the Ghost-Tour man
includes you on the ghost tour
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:41, Reply)

You get an ouch from me for the pic
My ex did that on her ankle and scarred it permanently. Take your time shaving you ladies!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I was taking my time!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I cringe when Mrs Cow is shaving her legs
as she rips the razor up them far too quick. If I shaved my face like that I'd look like I'd been eating a shotgun
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Raol Moat Lolz!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:08, Reply)

i usually have everything waxed to avoid this
but just wanted to touch them up at the sanctuary spa last weekend. told my friend to go ahead, i'd be with her in a minute. whipped into the shower.

30 mins later, i was still sitting around the changing rooms waiting for my shin to stop bleeding AND my toe where i had dropped the razor in shock after cutting my shin and it landed blade down on my toe..... stupid sharp blades. my friend was Unimpressed.

/internet sympathy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I saw the wound.
Shocking!!!
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I hope you have a good time in Oxford
I will think of you all sleeping on Amberl's floor while I recline in my luxury hotel bed, having just been to the Eden Project.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Wooks and TGB have a hotel

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Of their own?
It can't be doing that well, she's always complaining about being skint.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Hotel AWESOME

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Just saw the pic, looks sore!
Poor Badger, I'll put flowers on your grave. What type would you like?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Elastoplast Lillies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

WOW! That must have smarted.
Considering the damage I reckon it's time to MTFU and get an epilator.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I have one... I just don't have anywhere to charge it as there's no shaving socket in our bathroom

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

If only you could get a converter for a normal 3 pin plug
For a few quid from B&Q, Robert Dyer, or even Argos.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

pft I'm a girl I don't know about such things

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Don't give me that
You're a girl with mechanic skillz.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Actually I used to have one
But it got lost in my many movings.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

many movings cavernous minge
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Hey it's cheaper than hiring a van

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Emo.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

At least she got the 'Down, not across' thing right

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I wrote your name with my blood Noel
So now you belong to me and if you say mean thinsg I'll voodoo you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

CUNTARGH$%!£$%

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:01, Reply)