I sincerely hope from the bottom of my heart
that the interest you are receiving is unrelated to your exercise regime (excepting, perhaps, the positive effect it may have had on your own self-confidence) - otherwise if the people showing an interest are only doing so because you've been to gym, they are shallow, pathetic cunts who are not worthy of your attention.

PS glad you liked the flowers, I spent ages picking them
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:05, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this is why i wish the whole world was peopled with men like you!
if i knew how to bookmark something, i would do...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:09, Reply)

*nods sagely at Monty*
This in spades!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

ok this makes 2 of you
how many men are there in the world, 8bn? 2 down, 7,999,999,998 to go?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:14, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:16, Reply)

And we are both taken
/sadfaces

What Monty said should be printed on some kind of instruction guide that is given to women as I've heard this kind of thing too many times.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Oh come on Swipey
I realise you're only a solicitor, but surely you must know there are only about 6 and a bit billion people on the planet and half of them have vaginas.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:21, Reply)

i have zero idea about geography
but i can tell you that there were more than 6bn people on the district line alone this morning. all of them right up in my face.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Couldn't agree more!
She should be happy, you spent a good few hours reading the local newspapers for fatal road traffic accidents so you could get those flowers. I especially like how you hammered the top of that wreath in to look like a heart.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)

they're from you really
aren't they?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:18, Reply)

If they're lovely, then yes they are

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I shifted a bit of weight last year
and it did fucking wonders for my self-esteem. Keep up the good work swipe, you'll be knee-deep in cock before you know it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 10:31, Reply)