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I don't care how uncomfortable it makes you, cross everything and wish me luck in my interview. I need a fucking job NOW.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:11, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*crosses testicles*
Oh.
You'd better get that job...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Gluck.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Good luck,
who/what are you applying for?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Anyone want to buy my mates 67 mustang
It's unreliable, expensive impracticle and bright yellow.
a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v73/7/124/585165388/n585165388_277371_3688.jpg
I love it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Nice!
Needs to be black though ala Bullitt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:24, Reply)

It's so loud you can't really hear the stereo.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

it's a beauty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

i LOVED my vintage beetle when i was in 6th form
but my dad hated it... the battery went, the brakes went, the clutch slipped, the accelerator got stuck on, then the clutch slipped again... you have to be good at car maintenance or very rich to make it worthwhile i think. but i much prefer old cars, much much nicer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Let me guess which of the two options you were...

(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I love beetles
but they are fundamentally shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

You don't need a stereo in that!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

My dad had one of those in the 60s.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Well does he want another one?
It'll have to be shipped from south london.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

If he wants one I suspect he might be able to find one in the States.
He tried out the new reissue a few years back - utter shit, apparently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Your Dad is cool
or Steve McQueen
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

He really was pretty cool back then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

*Fonz style thumbs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Is this that one in the solicitors you were on about the other day?
Good luck!
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Whatever you do........
Don't be yourself. You'll cruise it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:17, Reply)

*confused face*
You'll become a gay American Scientologist midget?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

No you dipshit that would be with a capita.....Oh you!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 17:51, Reply)

heeeeeey good luck

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Good luck!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Good luck

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:27, Reply)

*crosses fingers*
*crosses toes*

*crosses Sicilian crime family*

Yeah THANKS A LOT, PD.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I wonder if Lusty'll enjoy that look of pure contorted agony on your face
as that curry makes its way through your digestive tract during dinner this evening?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:38, Reply)

*parp*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I'm going to vomit bile into her mouth when I see her.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

You utter smooth bastard
She'll be frothing at the clopper in no time with that kind of chivalry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

You knows it, pal.
They love that kind of shit, I'm telling you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)

*takes notes*
*Eats scotch bonnets by the handful*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I doubt that's his face she's seeing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You come here and ask for a favour?
On the day of my daughters wedding?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)

It was only to use the toilet though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

It's a 'lol' from me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 14:44, Reply)