they don't have the standard crumpet holes
Look more like mini pancakes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:38, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But mini pancakes are quite nice.
How long did they take to make?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)

FOREVER

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

So based on this
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Patisserie/Tesco_Crumpets_8.html

It wasn't worth the effort?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

No
But I just bought some new boots! They are exactly the same as the boots I have now just without the MASSIVE hole where the sole is making a bid for freedom from the upper
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I also may have accidentally bought some in brown too

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Could you not take the old boots to the cobbler?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)

it's cheaper to buy more

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I like my crumpet
with the correct holes.

*sniggers*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

you forgot to use the crumpet holer like roota said

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)

How was the quiz?
Did being single see you walk off with the win?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

no we did shamingly bad
and marked the paper of the people who won
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Where did you come in the overall standings?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

no idea
but it's a sad day for the '31ers'

although we did make biro tattoos with 31 on to commemorate that great score
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

31 was your score, not your team name?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

no, it was the awesoem score we got
about a month ago, those of us the team that week are the 31ers. This week we got 22

I can't remember what our team name was this week, perhaps something about Chardonnay in a sodastream
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Is it a really difficult quiz.
Or are you all just a bit stupid?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

little fromcolumn a
little from column b
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)

What column are you in?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)

b

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Is that the 'quiz is difficult' column?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I'm pretty dumb
but they do ask more questions about sport than art. There was an art one this week and I got it right. There again, so would most people.

anyway - g'night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Night!
Sleep well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Want to borrow my hungry ants?
As long as they taste nice, fuck the holes.
(Don't fuck the holes)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Check this out Roots!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYZyUygW6Y
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I was right about that fucking saddle!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)

Correct!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pieK7b4KLL4
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I've served him breakfast

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Who?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

The one who says "EGGZACKLY"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Did he have lots of milk?
Or is serving him breakfast a euphemism?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)

Nope! He was with Gruey.
I was a waitreess. They got an all-day breakfast.
Here, Max Branning as a teenager www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcR6AQEbEdY&feature=related
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I wouldn't have recognised him as Gruey
I don't know anyone from this ad, but the tune was great!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM0M9YwYmp4&playnext=1&list=PLF7940BE6810BEECF
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)

No, he was WITH Gruey when he came for brekky

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Sorry. I'll try and read your posts properly next time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B0ziv4FKBM

Does that jog any memories?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:14, Reply)

SHOULD HAVE GONE TO RADIO RENTALS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)

A HOME'S NOT HOME WITHOUT HOMEWHEAT

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Ahh. They were the days.
What was your ITV region when you were a child?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Granada
and a touch of HTV
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I was fed a diet of HTV West and a bit of TSW thrown in (my nan lived in Devon)
Friday nights always had the best telly, not least 'cos as a youngster I got to stay up late and watch The Gentle Touch or something else that was deemed 'edgy' at the time.

What were your prime-time favourite from 'back in the day'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)

The Two of Us
Just Good Friends, That's My Boy, Only Fools, variety shit too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I remember we used to watch 3-2-1
With Dusty Bin.

I'm still not sure the clues Ted Rogers read out made any sense.

If you've got an hour spare, there is a complete episode on YouTube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFM3NRSh3oA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)

I got one right once.
Can't remember the exact detail, but it had the word 'boffin' in it. "Aha", I thought, if you take the word "off" out of "boffin", you're left with "bin", therefore that prize relating to that clue is Dusty Bin.

They won Dusty Bin, the stupid cunts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:01, Reply)

That's better than anything I ever managed with Ted!
Why aren't you being all romantic DG?

(And I don't mean with me)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)

She's zonked.
Unfortunately. Lot going on just now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

You've worn her out, clearly.
How was your steak?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Very nice, ta.
Unfortunately our oven is shit and conked out halfway through doing the onion rings, so we ate a bit later than planned. It keeps doing that and it's getting a bit wearing.

Guess what the first thing I'm going to buy if my redundancy comes off is?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)

And with that I need to hit the sack.
I'm utterly knackered.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)

A take away.
That's my guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Well we'll how they fare tomorrow.
I need to stop buying boots (footware not stores)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)

What sort of boots did you buy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)

You only need high, flat, black, brown, sensible. Done, 5 pairs tops

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)

I need to stop flirting with the unobtainable guy

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Why is he unobtainable?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Have you tried to obtain him? No.
Then you don't know that he's unobtainable. That he is receptive to your flirting is a good sign, yes?
(berk, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)

This ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)

i doubt he is receptive :p
He's too hot and at a single peoples party
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Have you actually told him you like him?
Maybe he is that hot, people don't ask him out as they all thing 'he's out of my league'?

I wouldn't know about this myself, but I know of some hot ladies who claim they never get male attention.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)

y'see what they need to do is try being slags
guaranteed to get you male attention.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Jesus?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)

How would you flirt with Jesus?
You could tease him by threatening to tickle him under the arms whilst he has nails in his hands?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Dunno, I suppose he had a soft spot for fallen ladies, might try that angle.
He is pretty unobtainable though.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Unobtainable on account of the following.
Being fictional.

And, if not that, by being dead?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Also religion might be a factor
he might be a bit wary of getting into a mixed relationship.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)