how about a fire drill when you work in a building of over 1000 people
it takes AGES to get in and out, they don't let you get your coat or your wallet so you can't even fuck off shopping, and generally it has pissed me right off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

bet you're all still billing your clients while you're outside.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

now now
the tax on those bills pays your wages...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

And my wages go on the inflated rents I have to pay.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

in milton keynes?
they should be paying you to live there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:48, Reply)

A quick perusal of the last thread
and in the youth cafe link- the guy you thought was hot, was the spitting image of the guy at the v-day party thing on Monday. It was quite creepy.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:51, Reply)

REALLY??
i mean, keep it in perspective, he was hot for a newslink about milton keynes. but you should still have got his number, or did i miss this?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

He was hotter than the guy in that link
quite alarmingly so in fact. However after wondering for a while if I was drunk enough, I actually talked to him and although he is obviously super clever- doing his PHD in some kind of physics, he didn't have a sense of humour. When I say that, I don't mean it was bad, I mean he actually didn't have any concept of humour. And when I heard that I thought 'fuck I'll never pull him now, you need a sense of humour for that.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

because he'd be the dullest man EVER
even worse than LiC
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

You can take it either way
but all self-deprecation aside, you're right I wouldn't.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

humour is easily the most important thing
well, on a par with brains. dumb and funny is also not sexy.

what a shame!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Pft he is not awesome enough for you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Now this is more like it :)
Was a good night anyway. There were gin-flavoured cupcakes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

*saddest of sadfaces*
You big meanypants.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

You mean you don't have an account with [shop names]

At least it's nice and sunny out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Make sure your coat is on the way to the fire exit.
Make sure your wallet is in your pocket with your cigarettes.
These two simple steps turn a fire drill into pure golden win.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Last year on the first day back after Christmas an electricty sub station blew up
and we all got to go home at 10:30! WOOP!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Happy days.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:41, Reply)

BUT HER GUCCI BAG

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 14:36, Reply)