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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would like to know if Kitty is as great at lap dancing as she is at pole.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Ask Chompy
He'll have thought about it the most
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)
and who is the better kisser? Chomp or Lamps?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I imagine they'll both say themselves
You'll just have to get over here and find out for yourself
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
and just how big ARE BGBs boobs?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I feel ashamed to say it
but I didn't look when I met her.

sorry BGB
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
: (
That's you and Crow who have ignored my boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
you can rest assured that if you hadn't been sat next to me
I would have checked you out
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)
*feels better*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I don't look either
For I am a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)
*sigh* if I must
gentleman furious bumlord
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)
damn you
you even make simple strikethroughs more amusing than they should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
*nudges Vipros*
*holds hands to chest, palms upright, fingers outstretched*
*jiggles hands and grins, while nodding*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I have no idea...yet
*produces tape measure*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Not as big as everyone wants them to be.
But big enough.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Look, woman, we need STATS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)
They are fairly big but considering I'm fairly big all over they look in proportion.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)
That is not a stat
My database of B3tan bra sizes is in desperate need of fleshing out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

36F
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Blimey
Thank you kindly, both of you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)
34FF.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)
STAGGERINGLY huge.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:39, Reply)
They would be to you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I am a perfectly reasonable size, damn you.
*has had to say this far too many times*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Tee-hee!
* revels in the ironic schadenfreude*
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I'm not
I can't help krunking or skanking
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)
fortunately that is what does it for me
that and crying
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
what is krunking?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
I'll show you on sat

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I look forward to it
how many drinks will it take?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
haaa

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)
hell I'll do it after a coffee

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Your rumour-starting was a semi-success.
How are you, darlin'? I'm looking forward to seeing you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I can't fucking wait
I'm going to drink gin in your honour
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I can't fucking wait
I'm going to drink gin in your honour
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Looks like you've already started.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
hahahaha
I love LAAK.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Its my phone, shut yer face

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)
This is NO EXCUSE.
Becky uploaded the pics from last night. My yogini looks well ace, and also massively confusing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I saw
its super blurry though so it looks like your legs are made of rubber
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)
They are anyway.
Hadn't you noticed?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:01, Reply)
what does that even mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Jeez even I know what krunking is.
And it's crunking.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I know what it means HERE
but wtf is skanking
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Normally is a dance associated with ska and ska punk
However, Kitty is rather skanky, so it could be relating to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:36, Reply)
how very dare you, sir
who the hell dances to ska anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)
idiots
and people with no taste
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)
This
Also, people who take the maxim "dance like no-one's watching" a little too seriously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I dance the same, whether someone is watching or not
basically like a drunken gypsy teen girl
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Years of Ballroom competititons have made it impossible for me to not care who's watching when I dance
I've even been known to drunkenly look round in a nightclub to see where the judges are stood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)
but you dance differently in a night club no doubt

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Well yeah
but I'm still very conscious of what I'm doing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I just wanted to make sure you weren't one of those yuppies that does ballroom dancing to 50 Cent

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Absolutely not
I try not to dance to 50 Cent at all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)
don't you grind with your girlfriend?
what the hell do you dance to?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I'll dance to more or less anything, on the proviso that it's not absolute shite
which 50 Cent is. Ms Foxtrot is naturally shy and doesn't really do public grinding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)
it's not
what do you LIKE to dance to
this is what I'm grinding to currently
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_9XqyB7bQM
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Ideally?
Pendulum. Or EBM or industrial. I don't do a lot of grinding, I think it requires more confidence than I possess
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)
oh ffs
I have a feeling if I go to a club there I'm going to be sitting at the bar downing drinks to kill the boredom
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Skanking as in like Madness?
That would put me right off.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Judging from what I've seen...
I'll go with no.
Sorry Kitty.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Says you doing the get on it dance

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Shut up
That's well fucking sexy and you know it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

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