Wanker's Remorse
is the bane of my existence.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why on earth would you feel remorse for wanking?

(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:53, Reply)

It's the guilt and disgust he feels
As he has to clean up the clown suit and put away any unused chocolate mousse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Pfft!

(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

He totally ruined the wedding/christening/barmitvah*
*delete as appropriate
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I was raised a Catholic.
Also, what Lab said. I really wish I'd microwaved that hard drive.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

depends what he is thinking about, surely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Salient in the extreme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I like that you said 'what', not 'who'
Implying that Wooks is either an object fetishist, or someone who likes really impersonal sex.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

It's all about the realdolls, Lab.
Making it a what, even if I did get them to model it after a creepy mishmash of stolen profile pics.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)

...all of Chompy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Oh please,
If I wanted to fuck Chompy I'd just pretend to pass out at a bash.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I saw some pics in a case of a guy with two
He fucked one, while the other just 'watched'. I hope it was an incomplete picture set, else that's even more creepy than fucking a realdoll.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Well it's not going to do anything else is it?
I can't give him a round of applause.
edit: anyway is that even illegal?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Animatronics are the future.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I think someone needs to use the phrase
"I'd fuck her uncanny valley"

(just google it, OK?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I am familiar with the term.
It's the sudden horror of something that looks almost, but not quite, like a person. Like Katie Price.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:30, Reply)

exactly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Of course it isn't illegal
I wasn't searching for it, just happened to find it when going through all the images.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:10, Reply)

You can't honestly feel guilty
for beating yourself off can you? Unless you're one of those extrovert ones who arranges for some poor innocent like a cleaning lady to 'accidentally' catch them in the act.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

That's the local pub
in a parallel universe Coronation Street.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 16:57, Reply)

If I ever open a pub, this is what I shall name it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm going for BK's suggestion:
Thalidomide Arms
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:04, Reply)

World's smallest pub etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:05, Reply)

No pumps or optics
All drinks dispensers have buttons that are operated by head-dobbers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:07, Reply)

hahahahaha
The only pub where everyone starts off legless.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:08, Reply)

God I hope not.



Cheers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

heh
I wonder what sort of fruit machine they'd have? I'm guessing a one-armed-bandit would be in bad taste.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Bravo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:13, Reply)

This is hilarious
because that's what Legless always writes and it's proper gay and sanctimonious.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 17:52, Reply)