Had the nuts to talk to strange boys
and give my PhD presentation to a room full of people.

I hate giving presentations, not that it did me much good anyway.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

All boys are strange.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I'm not.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)

You're one of the strangest ones I know......but in a good way.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Ha ha... fanks.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

You're not really a boy, are you though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Not in body, no...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

not a boy?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Indeed they are
however in this context I meant wandering up and chatting to boys that I don't know.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

That is brave
If i did that I'd know they were either inwardly cringing or laughing at my audacity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)

For all my years, I still couldn't do that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

fucking hell, laydeez
BUCK UP
I only did this on friday, AT THE STRIP CLUB, when there were plenty of gorgeous half naked girls to chat at other than me
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

but... but...but!
It's scary and I've not managed to perfect 'sticky eyes' like what Bella said about
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I gave an ex girlfriend sticky eyes once.
She never saw me again...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

well if you will poke pieces of wood in them

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

wtf are sticky eyes

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

something about looking at them all sexy like
then looking away then looking back all shy. Or something

it's not taking your eyes out and throwing them at someone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, you'd likely end up giving him the rape eye
it's not that hard, if he's near you say "hey there's this new shot I want to try and my friends won't do it, if I buy it will you take one with me?"
then ask his name and age and yadda yadda
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)

then sex, right?
*makes notes*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Me too.
*scribbles*
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

stop making me laugh :D
if you're looking for a good man you'll likely not find him in a bar but if you want to have a little NSA fun it's that easy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:26, Reply)

NSA?
Not safe for animals?

Remembered, no strings attached : )

I want strings attached. In fact I want big thick ropes fucking attached.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

No strings attached shurely

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)

then I reckon that method will do nicely

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

*bows down in awe*

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)

And it has absolutely nothing to do with 4 shots of blueberry vodka.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

While you're down there...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Sometimes it's really easy, if it's not even remotely in a distantly-possible sexy way
then I can talk to anyone no problems. If I find them attractive, suddenly I turn in to a belming, blushing retard incapable of speech.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

^this
I'm good with people attractive or not. The instant I fancy them though I'm paralysed with the feeling of not wanting to speak to them in case I accidentally hit on them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I fancy the pants off my roommates brother, we sort of hooked up once and it was total shit, but gawd he's so cute and has a great personality
I can talk to him all I want but sometimes he does this thing where he acts like he's going to give me a hug from behind and he stands behind me and runs his hands up my arms and I turn to goo and my knees get weak and I get all tingly
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)

rawr.

(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:30, Reply)

it's ridiculous, I practically shriek "STOP" before I jizz in my pants

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Try being a bloke.
Seeing as most blokes will shag anything with a pulse, it's a wonder that a man has ever actually spoken to a woman.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)

*checks for pulse*

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

43 in November
So I think I've graduated from "boy".

I pride myself on being strange.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)

how about this, after dating site boy asked for my number yesterday he deleted his account before I gave it to him
*has a bit of a sad*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

boys are stupid

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Dating sites are stupid
I speak with authority after six days.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Wanker!
Why ask for a number and then bog off.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)

This
what a mannerless tit.
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)

he probably just pressed the wrong button.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Steve Strange
Now he was...a boy...no, wait...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I think I'm more odd than strange.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:28, Reply)

*nods sagely*

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)

s +d

*RUNS FOR COVER*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Eh?
Nodd sagely?
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Nods agedly
*Keeps running*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*scowls*
*throws brick at Jeff*
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I've been running for 5 minutes, I'll be impressed if you can throw a brick that far!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)

It's tied to a rocket.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)

You are Wile E Coyte
AICMFP

ACME

Beep! Beep!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

groan

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

do you not think a brick tied to a rocket is a bit Road Runner?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Pffft
isn't the only exercise you get walking to and from the pub? You've probably only managed 200 yards..
(berk, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I followed this training reigme
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih-28TlGzhI
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Jeff is down!
And England's 2012 Women's shotput entry is BGB.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)

*does lap of honour*

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)

+dance

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I insist you have a drugs test.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)

haha!
Steroids didn't make me this big. It was my mum and dad.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I'm surprised you were so quick to throw your brick.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLKvponqV4Q
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Porridge Oats, I reckon
Made you the man you are today.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I agree.
And Vimto.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)

And Irn-Bru
Can you bend girrrr-derrs?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I've never understood the appeal of vimto
I prefer my squash lemon flavoured.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)

vimto =vomit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 22:00, Reply)

drugs test wank
(Bazongaloid, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Oh Yes
The plucky BGB of Todmorden has wanged the shot about 200 miles.

Beat that, Russian transsexuals!

(Harry Carpenter - back from the grave - panting).
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)