Visiting the in-laws
so no.

I'd pick James Bond - women, guns, gadgets, cars, spaceships (once). Not bad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:45, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

James Bond is an alcoholic rapist
Discuss.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

And he's charming and witty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

POTD
Frankly, I'm stunned that no-one else has spotted this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I noticed
I was trying to come up with a reply that wouldn't detract from it.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

That's why we love him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:49, Reply)

'dishcush'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Very revealing about your sexual roleplay with Dutch Schteve there
"Oh, Misch Montypenny, I schee you've dropped your penschil, you'd bescht bend over and picksch it up, yesch?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Misch Montypenny Schteve

Wait.. did it always say Schteve in the header? I've lost the ability to read *cries*
*throws self under bus*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

NO
Monty is ALWAYS the catcher to Schteve's pitching.
Edit: I did put Schteve in after, but only 20 seconds or so after posting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

It's ok I'm dead
not that you'd care
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

*gets the bestest doctors in the world to fix you up again*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

the bestest doctors in the world +Jesus

Lab the Jesus-freak
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Oh man I could get Jesus to bless my vagina and increase admission fees by 100%

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Quick maths question:
2 x 0 = ?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I hate you
I'm not going to Oxford now you've ruined it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Sadface
I was saying you're not a prostitute!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Says the Catholic
Besides, it's more accurate if you say "Lab the Freak-Jesus"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

just because you LARP as him
doesn't actually make you Jesus
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Foam and latex nails hurt a lot less than real ones.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

First spelling, now reading....I think you have Alzheimer's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I think I'm probably just stupid

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

'No Mr Bond, I exschpect you to take it up der 'Paul Gadd''

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

You just want to be molested by TGB and one of her big metal Jawsy lovebites.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Moonraker marked the point at which they ran out of Fleming novels.
Although they were so sympathetic to the themes of the novels that had I not told you that, you'd probably never have noticed.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

If we didn't know you were being sarcastic,
only Roger Moore himself would have able to raise a sufficiently quizzical eyebrow at that...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I fucking love Bond
But I cringe at that film. Heinous.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I think I'm the only one in the world who always things "Oh god, when will this shit be over?" when watching James Bond.
I find it really dull and borring, except Goldeneye, and that's only because it was based on the video game which came out when I was 14 or soo, so the video game came out at the right time to 'wow' me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Correction
"The only man in the world".

Women are well known for their lack of sophistication in this area.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

The last one I saw, which is the second from last one they made, they had what felt like an hour at a game of cards, but was probably a good 20 minutes.
OH NOES, I GOT A KING OF HEARTS ON THE RIVER WHEN THE FLOP DIDN'T BLAHDY BLAH BLAH, THEY'RE NOW GOING TO BLOW UP THE WORLD.

The only thing that would make a long cards game in a film more borring would be if they were playing it while being chased in a forrest.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I hear that you appreciate a good forest scene.
I disagree with you there, the whole speeder sequence in Return of the Jedi gave me my first ever boner in 1987. However, I can't help but think that Baccarat (or Poker, I can't remember what the game was in Casino Royale) would be unplayable whilst running in a forest.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)

The only thing that makes forrest scenes OK, but not 100% of the time, is the inclusion of aliens.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

You must have fucking loved both the original Predator
and Predators.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)

They were why I said "not 100% of the time".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Yeah, that scene was a bit dodgy
It didn't really mean anthing to someone who doesn't play poker, and to someone who does play poker it's just a joke in terms of plausability.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:32, Reply)

You are not alone, Gonz
I'll admit I enjoyed the recent Casino Royale (albeit partly for Eva Green's magnificent cleavage), but all the other ones I've tried watching - including the supposedly fabled Sean Connery ones (I know, I know) - have just seemed incredibly tedious to me. Perhaps I just haven't seen the right ones, or something, but I really cannot be arsed with them.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Nope you're right
Casino Royale was decent. The rest were just pretty stupid. And I've already ranted about the universal man-crush on Sean Connery
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'm a Dalton man, myself

( Kroney, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I'm more of a Galton man.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Sean Connery's best roll was in The Rock, I love that film.
*Jumps down on knees, lights up two flairs and throws my arms to the air as a squadren of fighter jets blow the shit out of me*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:17, Reply)

TELL YOUR MEN TO STAND DOWN
I CAN NOT DO THAT
I AM ORDERING YOU TO TELL YOUR MEN TO STAND DOWN
I CAN NOT DO THAT
STAND DOWN [name] STAND DOWN NOW
WE ARE IN AN ELEVATED POSITION, THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN WALK OUT OF THIS, YOU STAND DOWN
I CAN NOT DO THAT !
*Rock falls on the floor*
*Gun fire*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I like this!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 11:34, Reply)