Have you got the time?
Say that's a nice watch Can I try it on? Sweet.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's mine now.
Is that my purse in your bag?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Hand it over or you'll get a thick lip you whiney little bitch
I own you now
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Right, I've decided to pimp your ass out at luchtimes for 50p a go
If you say anything I'll burn your house down with all your family inside
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:55, Reply)

RORY
The Head teacher would like to see you in his office NOW!
Don't forget, as this is a private school we can still cane your arse.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 17:59, Reply)

he'll enjoy that way too much

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I'm sure that's why it's still allowed.
You don't even have to be a teacher to teach in a private school.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

And you don't need to be a Doctor to fuck up the hands of squaddies.
Strange world isn't it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:05, Reply)

ha
i have been looking at your posts on this page for a sample.

pun/question/pun/question/pun/question... regular as clockwork.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:15, Reply)

What puns on this page?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)

well, shit jokes/puns
same thing really innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:26, Reply)

BUNDLE FIGHT!!!11!!
quick use this flick knife
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:33, Reply)

excellent
if i gaz you the usernames, you stab the cunts for me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Hang on.
Are you asking Rory to stab me?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Safe innit, i'll stab some cunts up with my compass just like when I was at Whalley Range High

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)

did you really go there?
i had you down as a manchester grammar boy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Nah, St. Bedes well 6th form anyway
Brilliant if ropey prostitutes outside the school gates and lunchtime drive-by shootings by the Doddies and Gooch Gangs was your thing. I thought it was hilarious. Smoking tabs in Alexandra Park was always fraught by the distinct possibility of a mugging and good beating up.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:51, Reply)

not really, no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:35, Reply)

i need a thorough caning.
Miss Swipe, can I have a detention please?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:08, Reply)

ask bobby
he'll sell you something that'll get you properly caned.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)

no miss, I mean with a cane.
I just called the janitor a cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Blud, BLUD ! I said, you got the time? Is you sure that's the time, I did not see you check your phone, are you sure?
Reeeeh' muhn, I had a phone JUST LIKE THAT, but I lost it. Is you sure that isn't mine? It looks like mine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:02, Reply)

do people really say that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Have you seen the films "KiDULTHOOD" and "AdULTHOOD" ? They're only about 50% exasorated of what inner-london schools are like.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)

surely haven't
mayhaps I shall try
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Download them ! I'd send them to you over the post but the whole region thing when it comes to DVDs and the fact the post would take forever would be shit.
Do you know how to use Torrents and all that?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:20, Reply)

I don't download anything because my internet at home is shit.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Damn, Gaz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Kidulthood
Is the single worst film I have ever seen. I was forced to watch it on a coach trip to Austria a couple of years ago and the experience scarred me for life. Here is a "plot" summary, as far as I could make out:

*BANG BANG BANG YOU FUCKING CUNT IMMA BASH YOUR HEAD IN BANG BANG BANG BANG HANGING TEENAGER BASEBALL BAT BANG BANG SHOUTING*
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I thought those two films were brillient, but what I hated was "Shank" and "5, 4, 3, 2, 1" by the sameish cast/directors.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I may have been predjudiced
By the fact that I was trying to sleep off a hangover at the time, but I just couldn't see the point. I've never understood gritty, realistic films - for me, films should be a form of escapism and suspension of disbelief - not something I can go and see down the pub for real. That's a documentary.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)