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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't even imagine the amount of drink I'd need to imbibe to think this would be a good idea
And Hello all
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Morning!
(only just)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Just in time for lunch

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Woop!
I'm fucking starving - intake today has been 100% coffee
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)
sigh
coffee cock and man fat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)
If someone didn't do this, I was going to strikethrough my own post
Still hungry though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:57, Reply)
I just ate some glue off my finger thinking that it was dead skin...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Shit in any bags so far today?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Nah, went at the wife's work!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Good work that man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)
which woul dhave been better?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Yeah, hungry for cock and manfat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)
You know it darling

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Coffee and two slices of (slightly burnt) toast

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:58, Reply)
I'm going with the random flavoured noodles from my drawer
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:00, Reply)
The last time I picked up some noodles while shopping
I ended up with ten packets of "Chicken Flavour". I did not like.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)
The last packet
tasted like "extremely spicy unknown seafood"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

rnt) toast ttered ass
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Just scrape off the lumpy bits and bob's yer uncle

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)
FUCK OFF BERT

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)
I gather from lurking the correct response is....
FUCK OFF YERSELF
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)
And no, I don't know who bert is

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)
You haven't lived

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)
most people on here haven't

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

lurking myself being Bert

(sorry, it was just too obvious)(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)
How long of denying I'm not bert
will it be before it's accepted that I'm not him?
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:13, Reply)
It's until someone new turns up
Oh, FUCK OFF BERT!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:14, Reply)
I suggest making
a second account which can take the flack
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Can't be arsed, I'll take my punishment
until I'm killed or you find someone better
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)
or you go mad and
start posting pictures of toilets with poo on and squid porn
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Someone nicked the hard drive with that stuff on it

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:25, Reply)
hai bert!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)
How do you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:09, Reply)
I think these days it's just safer to yell "FUCK OFF BERT" first and then ask questions later.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)
So bert not liked much, any particular reason?

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:21, Reply)
We shall let Monty answer this I think

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)
The fuck off bert meme is shit
Just like 99% of all b3ta memes
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I wasn't surprised to be sweared at immediately coming here, it's just like my local

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:32, Reply)
If they swear at you down 'the local' it's either shit or they hate you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:39, Reply)

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