Yeah right!
And I've been ravaged by the local rugby team.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You are Sarah Greene on a pool-table
AICMFP

(Seriously though, I think I went to a zombie convention)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Why only think? Aren't you sure?

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:37, Reply)

no, clearly they ate his brains

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I went to a great-aunts 90th birthday on Saturday.
There was sherry and music. The 'pub singer' got a great reaction from the pensioners as he mumbled his way through the hits of yesteryear, the highlight for me? It had to be when he sang the Neil Diamond classic 'Sweet Caroline'

Scores of the living dead all got involved with the lines;

Hands, touchin hands
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin yooooou....

A mixture of cheap sherry and Parkinsons meant the slightly raised hands vacant expressions and arthritis (in addition to them all shaking like shitting dogs) caused them all to go into 'zombie mode'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Haha!
Wish I'd been there.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:46, Reply)

You don't.
It was beyond shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Sarah Greene? Pool Table??

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:38, Reply)

POIDH

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Only if the pictures are 20 years old
I have zero desire to see that now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Google 'Sarah Greene Pool Table'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Done!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Second result: this post.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:08, Reply)