( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

STUPID WORK FIREWALL
I'm just going to assume it looks awesome and has top-notch UB40-murdering capabilities
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:48, Reply)

They are great-looking guns
and could easily take out the Campbell brothers and the other no-marks. Trust me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:50, Reply)

When it comes to matters of executing crap pop stars I'm more than happy to trust you
However, having studiously ignored UB40 for most of my adult life I very much doubt I could identify them if they spilled my pint (a crime punishable by death in itself, of course). Fancy a trip to Birmingham?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:52, Reply)

In all truth, no I don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Me either
Which brings us back to our original dilemma
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Not getting very far with this are we?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:57, Reply)

No
We are not. On the upside, it's passed half an hour reasonably pleasantly. However I have now had too much Relentless and can feel an almighty dump brewing. Just thought I'd share.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Don't forget to quote the length of your stool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I'm not taking a tape measure to the bogs
Took me fucking ages to fish it out last time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Use your hands then, not your mouth

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Don't be so bloody silly
How am I supposed to measure a shite with my mouth?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:15, Reply)

surely you've had enough experience sucking cock
that you can fairly accurately judge length and girth?

also: good morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Morning

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Morning you flangemonkey
The other problem with your suggestion is that after this much caffeine I seriously doubt my effluent will retain the firmness and consistancy of a cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:21, Reply)

that is a fair point
you will have to measure volume in that case.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Shite update below

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 9:31, Reply)

That's a sterling not a sten.

( M o D, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Well, as you're the Ministry of Defence I shall take your word for it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 8:54, Reply)