I have all my wisdom teeth and I can't get my fist in my mouth.
Which is just as well with my crap gagging reflex.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you not follow the Roota Routine for eliminating gagging?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Lose the gag reflex from attending bukkake parties?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Squeeze your thumb at the same time?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I got bored of nearly throwing up every time I cleaned my teeth.
I'll just keep on getting by. Guys aren't that fussy when they've got a gob round their willy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

But if they have a throat round it they're putty
Ew. Let's stop this conversation.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Nooo!
About another two minutes please, if that's OK with you ladies.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I have other mad sex skillz.
Like rarely saying no.
( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

That is a definite aphrodisiac
*insert clip of Polly from Fawlty Towers singing 'I Cain't Say No'*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I had all my wisdom teeth removed when I was 16.
All 4 of them out at once (not that they'd come through, but the signs were they were growing in the wrong direction), so they hacked into my gums to yank 'em out.

I ended up with a couple of black eyes and I could taste blood for a couple of weeks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:38, Reply)

there, there.

( girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Fanks

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

fangs, more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:55, Reply)

heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)