Bloody hell.
Edit - I was just asked what I was doing. Rather sheepishly told colleague I was failing to fit my fist in my mouth.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahahhaa
I can barely fit two fingers in my mouth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Have you got meaty saveloy fingers?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

like gigantic penises

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:44, Reply)

That should make self-abuse a rather surreal event

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

*instates the Professor on Handjob list*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:46, Reply)

haha
i wish so much i could see pics of you all trying and failing.

the key is to shove one side in first, then the other.

it is NOT pretty and i would NOT do it in front of anyone i wanted to bone me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I'm subtly trying to do it at work

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm hoping you succeed and get your hand stuck.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Oh 'uck!
*dribbles*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I don;t think it's something that can be achieved subtly, to be honest.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:48, Reply)

The look from my boss on the next desk confirms this...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 15:49, Reply)