Of your penis
then gaz it to all the female users. And Chompy.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The camera only has a small zoom :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

what about macro?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Yes!
I'll get snapping, quick trim first, that optical inch makes all the difference!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

the wide angle ensures that things closer to the
lens look much bigger than things far away, exaggerating perspective.

/lectures
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

This is actullay a useful tip in an otherwise pervy thread!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:14, Reply)

yeah, I don't know why people want to zoom in on their
willies, it should always be macro mode, wide angle and closer. Zoom just means you have to stand further away to focus.

Man, if I get cockgazzed by someone it better be a fucking good photo, otherwise I will be offended
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)

i only ever get them from the people i don't want them from.
sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I tried to send you one
but I got an error message because the file was too large.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

hahahahaha
i like this. it's also v plausible, given what i've heard about you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)

is what you've heard
that he doesn't know how to resize images?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

It was a bitmap

( Kroney, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

i thought he was more BNP than BMP

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Should I be ashamed that I laughed at this?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I'm glad someone else did

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

It was a bit big.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sakes
*unzips*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:26, Reply)

*points*
*laughs*

*citizen's arrests*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Oh not again

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I don't even get those!

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

*unzips*

( Kroney, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:31, Reply)

That's because I've never sent you one
I've sent a few out in my years of being here, the last one was rather sanity-destroying (SFW)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

*brain dribbles out of ears*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:33, Reply)

You need to get out more.
Or get a less fucked up job
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Payday on Monday, then I will be out more
And I don't think getting a nice, gentle job is going to heal me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:46, Reply)

No thanks they all look the same.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Is that what you tell yourself?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:12, Reply)

it is a strikingly naive comment
almost toooo naive, if you know what i mean.

i once dated a guy who was white but had an asian cock. it was as if he had just suntanned that one (little) part of himself. most peculiar.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Maybe he was a secret bummer and it had got stained by a thousand men's poop chutes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Stop copying me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:25, Reply)

That was poo.
Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:24, Reply)

eeeeeeeeow

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Rachel, all guys have a slanty eye *down there*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I'm afraid that this goes to proof that she's a serial fantasist and a virgin
called Dave, 43, living at home with his mum
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Dave Craig
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)

She 'went out' with him earlier on
hmmmm *taps foot* I wonder
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Russell Brand comments on this on Ponderland.
I believe he phones up his dad to ask the shade of his knob.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:29, Reply)

...in a whiny, grating estuary voice?
Just a guess.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Noel's a white man
with a black cock.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 16:34, Reply)