i have ended relationships
- because the guy kept eating mushrooms out of the pan whilst cooking them

- because another guy once cuddled me (strike one) and referred to my tits as "chesticles" (strike two) and asked me to wait 30 mins before sucking him off because he wanted to watch "top gear" (strike three)

- but not because someone shat the bed. hmmm. i think my priorities may be all Wrong.

in theory, i think dumpable offences include: cheating, having a smaller arse than i do, drinking diet coke, being vegetarian, smoking, being cheap, not saying thank you if i pay for dinner etc, questionable personal hygiene and having zero life ambition.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:42, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Two points
Firstly, the second guy was a fucking idiot. He very obviously should have got you to suck him off WHILST watchin Top Gear

Secondly, aren't you a vegematarian?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Also, she has an addiction to Diet Coke...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

firstly - it is suggestions like that which are why girls have TEETH
secondly - yes. yes i am. and i love diet coke. but these two things are not very manly! he was actually a strict vegan too, no leather, no nothing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I am veggie.
We are OVER.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

were we ever UNDER?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

um, no.
I was just being a drama queen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

so, a gayer then
it's cool man, it's in to be out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

It is such a relief to stop living a lie.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Shame, just when you were starting to seem alright

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

So, he was retarded?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

You're kidding
Why are you vegetarian?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

who, me?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Nah, RSwipe
I'm intrigued as to why she's veggie, if it's so unimportant to her that the perception of it not being a manly trait trumps it in her priority list.

You can tell me anyway, if you like. I'm very fond of you herbivores. I have to be, don't I
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:12, Reply)

because i hate the taste and texture of meat
but men should be MEN.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I'm going to do you a favour
and assume this is a joke
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:25, Reply)

why would it be a joke?
sounds perfectly reasonable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:33, Reply)

So I am less of a man?
I am an utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I dumped a guy for repeatedly cuddling me at a gig.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I never understand why people do that, it's too fucking hot at the best of times!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)

My legs were killing the next day
because I was deliberatley being all rigid and resistant during slow songs, then flinging round madly with livelier ones. He wouldldn't take the hint and I was about to jaw him, but just before I erupted I said "Listen, no offence, but this is a gig. I like music. I want to enjoy it without my movements being all restricted."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

It's all down to the gig as well
If it's a romantic gig, maybe I can understand.

But for Raging Speedhorn? Fuck off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Also, who you're with and what kind of relationship you have.
We were only on something like date number three.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:06, Reply)

What a cunt.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Just the wrong bloke I suppose.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Maybe they had great seats?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Standing up, totally inappropriate behaviour.
He kept resting his chin on my head from behind me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Who had you been to see?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Zero 7, with Jose Gonzalez and Sia.
His choice. Then spent the gig 'worrying' me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:14, Reply)

bromide
carry some with you at all times.

How's the bum? Any splinters yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:19, Reply)

*touches up eyeliner*
No new splinters. Just the existing ones.
This is most unlike me, but YAY IT'S SUNNY AND WE HAVE A NEW TESCO OUTSIDE WORK!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:29, Reply)

asked me to wait 30 mins before sucking him off because he wanted to watch "top gear"
What a star!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Dumpable offences:
Having shit taste in music.
Having better taste in music than me.
Voting Tory.
Hairy thighs.
Bad spelling.

I could post this stuff for hours.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Shit taste in music is forgivable, you can teach them about real music!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I've only voted once in a major election.
That was Tory.
:)
Proud.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Not THAT impressive
You're only 19
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)

He's older than you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Is that even possible?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Define "hairy"
Mine are hairier than a woman's (I hope) but not especially hairy. My political affiliation is my own business (but is NOT Tory) and my syntax is excellent. And I think we'd have to leave the first two at the door
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:52, Reply)

so you are explaining why I shouldn't dump you?
Darth you utter bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Precious, precious validation

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Few I voted BNP, do i still get a look in?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Not if that's how you think you express getting away with something

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Wait, a guy having a smaller arse than a woman is bad?
A woman would have to be scrawny indeed to have an arse smaller than mine. Women are supposed to have hips. A woman with that small an arse would either be a waif or terribly misproportioned.

If you have DD boobs and an arse smaller than a guy's, you must have an awful time finding clothes that fit.

Or do you just prefer guys with enormous butts?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 12:40, Reply)