If only there was a standard goodwill comment for birthdays
how about "Merry Birthday", nah, "Jolly Birthday"..."Have an opposite of sad birthday"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You are here


















The point is here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Tell me their first name and i'll write you a birthday poem for the card
it wont be a very good poem
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Stephen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:18, Reply)

even
heavin'
leavin'

i think you'll have to call him steve. much more rhyming goodness. eave. heave. leave. see?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Dutch Schteve only does "soft cock" now.
a/c
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Yesh, which is where you have to push it in with your thumb or a winkelpoker.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Shtill, it ish better than schooting up your schquid to death.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:33, Reply)

And when he died he was only 20 kilosh, which is two, maybe three, schquirrels.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:54, Reply)

*punches air*
yesh.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)

There once was a man called Stephen
Who noticed his balls were uneven
When he pulled on the right
The left shot out of sight
Not the effect he was keen on achievin'
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Hurrah!

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

*Bows*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

*cricket applause*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

One day I shall tell you about the man from Devizes
whose balls were of two different sizes
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:34, Reply)

why do you know so many men with wonky bonking balls?
is it a west cunt-ree thing?

*gimme six*...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yes, it's a somerset tradition to have one of your bollocks bound with twine
We have annual "wonky bollock" competitions and the winner is crowned King of the known world and then sacrificed in a burning wicker man.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:43, Reply)

i am sure that at least 2 bits of this are actually true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)

actually
i think he should put exactly what he did up there ^^

free comedy for the rest of the office who sign it after him. office gossip - the gift that keeps on giving.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)