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Quadrophenia is on tonight, I love that film.
What are you planning on watching this evening?
Alt: What are you upto this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:59,
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I have never seen it
I wish I had a good answer for what I'm doing tonight, but I think the nearest I get to a plan is:
1. Bath
2. Have a crack at making a website (after getting out of the bath, mind)
3. Swear at computer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:03,
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Why do you want a website?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:09,
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making my one less crap
and more useable
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:47,
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Will you add more story to it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:51,
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yeah, I'll add the story
If I find where I put the old shitty site I might even let you read it on there
edit: just looked for it, I don't think it's anywhere except on my computer nowadays
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:56,
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Well I shall await the new site!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:10,
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I have work at 9 p.m.
THE CATS ARE ARRIVING SOON.
I am so excited.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:03,
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how many?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:04,
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Two
My little Sancho and Jemima. They might be all I talk about ever again.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:07,
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cute.
bath calls - when I get out I hope to see kittun pictures
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:09,
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my 15" black rubber cock
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Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:06,
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What channel is it on?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:09,
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...and rubber cock pictures
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:09,
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Yesssssss great name again
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:21,
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I just did a little sick
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djtrialprice, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:37,
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oh, you love it , you slag
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:55,
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Erm
Hi Al.
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djtrialprice, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:36,
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I don't know. Whatever is on tv probably. I may swing by Wawl Mawrt and buy Inception, it's on sale.
Alt: LAUNDRY! Need to get_it_done.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:09,
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oh, and cleaning the oven :(
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:10,
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I just cleaned the house
Well, my version of cleaning the house. I washed up and mopped the floor. I have no idea why The Housemate thinks I'm lazy.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:11,
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I'm not doing anything in that house anymore.
Other than cleaning up after myself, which includes cleaning the oven this eve.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:14,
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I don't even think I usually do that.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:14,
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Well I do, plus clean up after everyone else.
But guess what. I ain't doin' that shit no mo'
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:16,
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*fist bump for solidarity*
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:26,
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Did you find any suitable properties yesterday?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:11,
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my dog is the issue
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:13,
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Is Echo being fussy and demanding a south-facing garden and en suite facilities?
Tell her if she pays for the extras, she can have them.
That'll shut her up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:14,
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if only that were the case :(
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:16,
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Are most places not dog friendly?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:23,
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they're not
the one that I had inquired about was a two room basement with full bath and the guy replied saying loads of people were looking into it so I left it alone
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:25,
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also, they say stupid things like "single mother with two kids, you'll be responsible for half the utilities"
WHY?!!!!
You and your two kids will certainly use more energy than I will.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:34,
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This is true.
However, things like this might put you in a position to negotiate.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:47,
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When and where is it on?
I've filed my nails and had my dinner. Nothing else to do.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:17,
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ITV4 at 10.30 this evening Blousie.
I don't know if I'll watch it as I've got it on DVD, but I might well put it on for a bit.
What did you have for dinner?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:20,
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Fish cakes, (not Thai), mash and peas.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:32,
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Did you make the fish cakes?
If so, what different fish did you use?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:35,
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No.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:36,
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M&S?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:41,
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Tesco's Finest.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:48,
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Did you get the meal-deal for two with the bottle of wine?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:50,
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I know nothing about this meal deal.
Being single I never bother.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:57,
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That's fair enough.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:04,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D0zfB1l1x0
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:09,
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You 'orrible cunt!
hahahahahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:19,
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Dunno.
It's the wife's birthday today, but as she had her tongue pierced this week there's no alcohol allowed and solid food is a bit of an issue at the moment. So no nice romantic meal with a bottle of wine.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:21,
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The fact she isn't on the booze doesn't mean you can't be a good husband and mark the occasion for her.
Get drunk!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:22,
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this
then give her a blow job
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:23,
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^this
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:33,
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When I had mine done the guy told me to drink
as alcohol will kill off any infections.
I loved my piercer
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:05,
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I don't know! Don't think there';s anything, but film4 is now on 4oD, so might dig out a movie.
Is Quadrophenia the Who movie?
Alt: Sleeping and recovering from foodcoma.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:22,
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It is indeed a film made by The Who
And a fine film it is too. You should watch it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:24,
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Hmm. Could do. Not sure of my feelings on the Who though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:36,
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They aren't in it.
It's a great film.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:39,
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But isn't their music?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:42,
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It's a good film.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:51,
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It's mega boring lamps don't do it kid!!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:41,
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Not sure I have the brainpower for a movie now.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:42,
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Bath, booze, book, bed
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:44,
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Bumder.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:48,
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bastard
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:56,
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Bellend
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:04,
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blatherskite
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:06,
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Bollock-face
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:09,
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Bobby Davro
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:14,
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Billy Bremner
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:18,
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Barry Mannilow
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:22,
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Barry Bethell
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:25,
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Bert Monkey Sex
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:26,
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bill brandt
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:30,
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Burt Baccarach
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:32,
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I'm gonna watch band of brothers finale again before 10 o clock live.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:29,
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Would it be useful if I googled 'how it ends' and posted that here?
It'll save you from watching it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:36,
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I've already watched it but want to see it again.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:37,
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I've never seen Quadrophenia
is it the one with the mopeds in Brighton?
I'm going to go out for a run. Soon. Any minute now, in fact. Honest.
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berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:36,
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Yeap!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:37,
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It is. I think you'll like it.
Go on then.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:38,
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I probably will
I used to have a moped. And then a motorbike. However I don't have a telly so I may consider getting it off amazon.
Eeeehhhh effort, I don't really wanna.
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berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:39,
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I think you can watch it live on the ITV player
www.itv.com/Channels/ITV4/default.html
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:45,
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I didn't know ITV had a player
I may well do so.
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berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:53,
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There you go berk
www.itv.com/watchitv/4 new channels for you to enjoy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:55,
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Close
It's the one with all the limbless incest set in Merthyr-Tydfil.
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djtrialprice, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:39,
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I thought that was Fireman Sam?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:41,
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of course!
He's always on the scene. The colossal pervert.
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djtrialprice, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:42,
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They have an indian family now, it's so cosmopolitan. I reckon sam is bent though.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:45,
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I bet he slides down the poll
as often as Darth.
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djtrialprice, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:47,
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I don't know about limbless incest
but I certainly would have ripped bloody Norman Price limb from limb and buggered him to death with his own left leg.
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berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:43,
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I don't know who Norman Price is
but I'm guessing the lesson to learn here is don't fuck about with berk.
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djtrialprice, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:45,
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He's the little ginger arsonist that was always getting in to trouble
even when I was a kid I fucking hated the little scrote.
And yes, this is broadly correct.
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berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:51,
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He is a prick.
Like that bella from the Tweenies.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:13,
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I'm still none the wiser as to what you are going on about.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:18,
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Nope. Never seen that ginger thing before.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:23,
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Read the last part of this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:B3ta
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PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:56,
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Talk have been all over this for ages.
Catch yourself on Chompers. Although, Legless.
Cheers
Wanker
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:58,
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currently I'm watching a Newsnight special about lolrevolution
our internet keeps falling over, and the BT engineer didn't turn up today, so I am
mad.
In other news, day out with mummy tomorrow, so yay.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:00,
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Evenin' sis.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:13,
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Some bint on Channel Four news ordering the government to send our armed forces to Libya to rescue oil workers.
"Get our boys out!" she said.
So our soldiers go and risk like and limb for stupid cunts who went to make dollar in a bonkers dictatorship. They're not Our Boys.
And that goes for that headless mong Bigley as well.
*holds two minute silence in Liverpool City Centre*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:12,
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This isn't about 3-2-1 is it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:17,
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Also from Muamar: "Like Queen Elizabeth. She has been sitting in Britain for 57 years now."
I bet she's got pressure sores on her bum!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:18,
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Sitting on the throne as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:22,
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*pwuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:23,
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What sort of noise is that?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:24,
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A gurgly farty poo
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:25,
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Urrugh.
I'll bet it smells.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:26,
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I know.
It's not as if we're at war with Libya or summat.
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girlinthehole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:18,
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Innit. She's alright taking his money and shagging the gardener while he's out there
but now she wants him home safe.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:20,
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But they have got a lot of oil
So surely we should consider it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:20,
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