Some cunt on his fixy bike nearly ran me down when I was crossing the road yesterday.
I'm sure you'll all be shocked to hear he was jumping a red light. The Tesco Value Version hipsters in Newcastle are really starting to do my head in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's a fixy bike, Barry?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

No gears or brakes
For hipsters
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Aye.
I used to laugh at the shit north eastern hipsters, in their rubbish Topman shirts and bobble hats that are too small for their heads, but they keep popping up everywhere now. And in greater numbers.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

It's a bit more than that
the pedals are linked directly to the wheel so you can't free wheel and to brake you just stop pedaling.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

My typing capacity is severly reduced today
It was all I could muster
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I believe this sums up the scenario

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

How does a redex explain anything?
EDIT: dammit!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

curse my shitlinking.
It is now fixed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Poor Monty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

He will live on.
Alwayz in r harts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Cyclists
Bastards, the lot of them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Hey!
Some of us actually stop at the lights.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I use my bike quite a bit
but don't consider myself a cyclist. It's the militant light jumping, "get out the fucking way you cunt", hacking along at 25mph silently, walkman wearing mother fuckers that slightly irritate me.

One felt aggrieved with me at a mini-roundabout a few months back and actually spat through my car window at the next light!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/tramps/post472049
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Piss weasels!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Class.
I'll see that and raise you www.b3ta.com/questions/slapstick/post620308
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I remember that, it pleased me greatly!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

except for the ones that are cunts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:05, Reply)