All of me is amazingly awesome.
My optician said I had really pretty eyes the other day and I went all girly and giggled and said I bet you say that to all the girls and he said, most people have quite boring eyes, yours have a really dark ring around the edge and I said heehee oh you and then we talked about working in offices with no windows.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

BORING

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I thought you liked boring things
sorry shall I add AND THEN I WENT AND SMOKED SOME DRUGS TO MAKE MYSELF AWESOMER BECAUYSE DRUGS ARE COOL HEY EVERYONE I ALSO SMOKE DRUGS ARE WE ALL CLEAR ON THE DRUGS? GOOD. IT'S NOT LIKE I NEED THEM OR ANYTHING I'M LIKE PERFECTLY WELL ADJUSTED I JUST LIKE THEM OK? OK????
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I keep on forgetting I've got a Yop drink at my desk or at home until someone mentions drugs and then I'm reminded.
God, I love Yop.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:36, Reply)

oh man, someone tried to give me drugs on my birthday
but I was all nah I'm good
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:50, Reply)

You should have asked them if they had a nice healthy glass of Yop instead.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I don't know what that is!

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Yoghurt drink,

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:30, Reply)

yeah, that's what I'm like alright

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:40, Reply)

It's uncanny!
Someone just gazzed me thinking I was you!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

it certainly had me fooled

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

the stoners at uni
were the least attractive people there, all hairy and dirty and generally put me off dope for life. i've had some great evenings on it since, but nothing overrides the memory of their horrible flats and them all monged out passing dribbly joints around. shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

my flat was the stoner flat
and ours was the cleanest at our halls

some people are just fucking lazy. Being stoned doesn't necessarily prevent you from doing stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

but i was 18 and they were the first stoners i'd ever really met
so they left a lasting impression. one of them lay in bed at 8am smoking, it was just... grotty!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I have done that
but only when I didn't have anything better to do.

never went to school, uni or work stoned, nor have I fucked it off just to get stoned either.

Plenty of time to do both!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)

You studied with Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I got a kabab last night, and I swear the guy's fingers, had more hair than my head, HIS FINGERS.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:06, Reply)

eeeeeeeow did you eat it after that?
reminds me of when i was 18 and we went on our post-a-level girly holiday to corfu. there was a dirty burger stand where the dirty greek guy running it insisted that my friend stood next to him. we made her, because we thought it would make for a funny photo. the next second he had groped her bum and stuck his finger UP there...

.... then when she screamed and jumped away, he laughed and carried on making fucking burgers with that hand. eeeeeeeeeeeow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Was she wearinga skirt and going commando?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:15, Reply)

christ it was years ago
i have no idea. but you don't need to be commando or wearing a skirt to have an unwanted hand shoved down the back of your jeans!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I had a friend that would always invite me to her house, her and her boyfriend would smoke a blunt and pass out in front of the tv
every_fucking_time
so I stopped going over, she just couldn't figure out why I didn't want to hang out with her, gee, because I have better things to do than watch your tv while you and your boyfriend sleep it off
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:10, Reply)

yeah, that's lame
we talk and laugh and play cards and games and stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)

i assume it's because the stoned person/people
feel great so they don't realise how un-great they appear to everyone else. like lois and peter griffin...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I don't think that's true though
when I get that monged out I don't feel good at all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

the last time i got stoned
was years ago and i couldn't get off the sofa all weekend. stupid hashcakes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

yeah, eating it will fuck you up

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:19, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 13:34, Reply)