i wish i liked them because they always smell amazing
but the manky stringy bits of white shit put me off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:41, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Same with men lol.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Ewwww man!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

The pith?
Peel it off.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

are you taking the pith?
there's fucking tonnes of that shite on there.

suggestions like this give me the pip.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

You are without a doubt
the fussiest person I have ever known.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

which is why we've never had sex

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:50, Reply)

We've never had sex
because you've banned me from ever going somewhere that you might be.

It makes conjugal visits difficult. Although I have many, many virtues, a thirty mile cock isn't one of them.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

probably a good thing
you'd have passed out before you got it anywhere near up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

insert generic tampon joke here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:45, Reply)

No, you insert them somewhere
Near here
....... |
...... V
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:47, Reply)

*makes note*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Thanks to the last thread
I have now got hot dog sausages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)